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Hold my saki and watch this!
1 posted on 11/17/2009 2:56:04 PM PST by Abathar
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To: Abathar

Yes a very unfortunate ending, but at least a Darwin Award candidate.


2 posted on 11/17/2009 2:58:41 PM PST by baltoga
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“An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.”

Pretty upfront about their police brutality...


3 posted on 11/17/2009 2:58:45 PM PST by jessduntno (TOTUS flutters and gets stuck and POtuS becomes a Futtering Stuck.)
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...alcohol likely played a role...

No way. "Hey, man, I'm a ninja (hic!) - no, no kidding, a real ninja. Wanna see me jump that there fence?"

4 posted on 11/17/2009 2:59:48 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Abathar

He was obviously preparing for G4’s American Ninja Warrior challenge. Surely this was a replica of the course he built in his own back yard. /s


5 posted on 11/17/2009 3:00:21 PM PST by chris37
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Yeah, this idiot’s from Washington.


6 posted on 11/17/2009 3:00:39 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Socialism is the plundering of the productive by the unaccountable)
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To: Abathar
Bad Ninja!


8 posted on 11/17/2009 3:01:03 PM PST by Artemis Webb
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Nothing more pathetic than a Ninja wanna-be........


9 posted on 11/17/2009 3:01:36 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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"but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence."

I would have grilled him a while longer. He was already skewered.

11 posted on 11/17/2009 3:04:37 PM PST by listenhillary (A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Abathar

But, was it a Pirate Ninja???!?


12 posted on 11/17/2009 3:04:40 PM PST by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: Abathar

Jumping over a sharp fence looked so much easier when I tried to do it in a video game.


13 posted on 11/17/2009 3:05:11 PM PST by Question Liberal Authority (Why buy health insurance at all if you can't be turned down for any pre-existing conditions?)
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Ask A Ninja - Funny Ninja video about training your dog to be a Ninja.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHjTOsi7zGc


14 posted on 11/17/2009 3:06:21 PM PST by Syntyr (Mace, Kirk, Thomson, Griffin, Scusa, Martin, Gallegos, Hart - Remember the fallen of Kamdesh)
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Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

"Don't bring a ninja to a fence fight."

15 posted on 11/17/2009 3:06:26 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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Ninjas, mimes and 4 to 5 foot tall fences...

the silent killers.
16 posted on 11/17/2009 3:07:01 PM PST by Question Liberal Authority (Why buy health insurance at all if you can't be turned down for any pre-existing conditions?)
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Don’t tell me: His name’s Vlad, right?


17 posted on 11/17/2009 3:09:22 PM PST by Jagman
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To: Abathar

I hate it when that happens.


18 posted on 11/17/2009 3:10:47 PM PST by wazoo1031
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19 posted on 11/17/2009 3:12:27 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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20 posted on 11/17/2009 3:15:11 PM PST by matt1234
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Snopes says it’s true! It even has his picture here:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/decapitation.asp


21 posted on 11/17/2009 3:16:27 PM PST by MNDude (The Republican Congress Economy--1995-2007)
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Mall ninja meets reality.
22 posted on 11/17/2009 3:18:21 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: Abathar

Okay, I’m curious about where exactly he got speared and how deep, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Am I a bad guy?


23 posted on 11/17/2009 3:20:32 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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