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Police: Would-Be Ninja Impaled On Fence
theindychannel.com ^ | November 17, 2009 | unknown

Posted on 11/17/2009 2:56:01 PM PST by Abathar

Police Say Alcohol Likely Played Role

SEATTLE -- Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.

An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help.

Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.

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To: Abathar

Snopes says it’s true! It even has his picture here:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/decapitation.asp


21 posted on 11/17/2009 3:16:27 PM PST by MNDude (The Republican Congress Economy--1995-2007)
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To: Abathar
Mall ninja meets reality.
22 posted on 11/17/2009 3:18:21 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: Abathar

Okay, I’m curious about where exactly he got speared and how deep, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Am I a bad guy?


23 posted on 11/17/2009 3:20:32 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Abathar

OW!!


24 posted on 11/17/2009 3:26:19 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (Man the pitchforks and torches.......let the revolution begin)
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To: Abathar

This just out, Sarah Brady is trying to promote a law against spikes on tops of fences../s


25 posted on 11/17/2009 3:27:57 PM PST by hadaclueonce ("Endeavor to persevere.")
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To: Abathar

Was his street name Vlad?


26 posted on 11/17/2009 3:49:18 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: Abathar
Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.

heh heh... hehehe...harf arf arf...LOL!

Perfect.

27 posted on 11/17/2009 4:14:27 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Abathar

“As God is my witness, I thought ninjas could fly.”


28 posted on 11/17/2009 4:25:43 PM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
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To: Abathar

BO likes the Japanese bow—maybe he can try this next.


29 posted on 11/17/2009 4:30:57 PM PST by Mac from Cleveland (Dreams from My Father--food, shelter, and education from some typical white folks)
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To: bamahead; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
But, was it a Pirate Ninja???!?

Ninja-Pirate



30 posted on 11/17/2009 4:48:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Abathar
"Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role."

Yeah...them dots sorta self-connect there Bubba.
31 posted on 11/17/2009 5:23:38 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: Abathar

Obviously he either didn’t watch enough Naruto or watched too much.


32 posted on 11/17/2009 5:56:26 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Abathar

Further info from Spectatorblog:

The police arrived, heard the 25-year-old’s screams and found him on the fence, bleeding heavily with the metal spike sticking out of his butt.


33 posted on 11/17/2009 6:25:19 PM PST by luckymom (Forget the baby whales, save the baby humans.)
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To: SevenofNine

For some reason, I bet you’ll enjoy this one...


34 posted on 11/17/2009 7:04:47 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
http://blogfiesta.mariah.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ninjas.jpg
35 posted on 11/17/2009 10:11:24 PM PST by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: Slings and Arrows

36 posted on 11/17/2009 10:11:51 PM PST by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: RichInOC
Okay, I’m curious about where exactly he got speared and how deep, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Am I a bad guy?

No, because I've just spent the last couple minutes scanning the thread for links to pics or a video. ;)

37 posted on 11/18/2009 5:55:41 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off this ping list.
Ping sionnsar if you see a Washington state related thread.

38 posted on 11/18/2009 11:01:08 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick

ping


39 posted on 11/18/2009 11:02:10 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Abathar
I wonder if just as he got to the top of the fence everything froze, the angle swooped from a top view to a side view, and then resumed normal speed.

Kind of like this.

40 posted on 11/18/2009 11:11:10 AM PST by Pan_Yan (Do I have to add a sarcasm tag?)
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