Posted on 11/15/2009 9:30:21 AM PST by big'ol_freeper
Not sure if the usual folks couldn't start the thread so here's one in case the real real thread doesn't start
‘Rebuilding Since The 60’s ‘ — Detroit Lions
DET @ MIN- Viqueens will suckle the Kitties
DEN @ WAS- Donkeys will keep the Deadskins in their grave
ATL @ CAR- Dirty Birds will peck the Tabbies
TB @ MIA- Fishies will sink the Pirates
JAC @ NYJ- Jests will burn the Jagwursts
NO @ STL - Aints will roll over the Rushless Lambs
BUF @ TEN- Tighthens will stomp the Brims
CIN @ PIT- Bungles will sneak by the Stoolers
KC @ OAK- Texans will execute the Traitors
DAL @ GB- Packers will step on the Cowpies
SEA @ ARI- Buzzards will shoot down the Seahags
PHI @ SD- Chargburgers will burn the Beagles
NE @ IND- Patriots will make cannon fodder out of the Clots
BAL @ CLE- Clowns will upset the Cravens
>>Rebuilding Since The 60s Detroit Lions<<
Aren’t they the first team to lose their bye week?
Okay, sports fans, now take it from me... here is what is going to happen this week in the NFL!
Da Bears will lose to Da 9ers. Both in the football game and the fat, hairy ass contest at halftime!
Gadzooks, I'm already ahead... as Da Bears did exactly that Thursday night!
Hey, we Packer Wackers love the Bears... with all our Bro-Luv!
Back on the subject, N'awleans will keep on the roll in Saint Louie.
The Bucks will get back on the loser track when the Phins win at home.
Brett & his Viqueens will enjoy their semi-bye with a lite victory practice with the toothless Lions.
Jersey's Other team will host the Jaxs for a jet set win.
The Old Earlers... will show TO no respect as they notch up another win over the Buffalo Wings.
Okay, my crystal ball Upset Special #1 says Cincy beat the Stoolers. My baby Ben... is not going to be happy! I will have to move back in with big!
The Denver Donkeys make jackasses out of Allegra's other team as the Deadskins... keep digging their graves deeper and deeper!
Vick's Old Bitches win again against Carolina.
My Old Dallas Texans now in KC win a close one over the Raiders in Oakland.
The Seahags find no fun when they visit Arid Zona and get whipped bad.
The Iggles travel to the left coast and come back dragging their tails as the Bolts hang a loss on them.
Yes, in my Upset Special #2, big will have some joy today as his Pattycakes hang a loss on Manning Heavy.
Monday Night the Brown Stains get even browner as Da Dirty Byrds cut them off at the pass and hand them a nasty loss.
As for the bye week, Allegra's Texicans will take their galfriends... out for a romantic stroll--
While the Original Jersey Jints-- Well they... will remain their normal selves.
But I must say, Eli... appears to be looking much better as he takes up his new position at tight end!
Now finally, no ice bowl at Lambeau today, so big's Packer Wackers... will have to send out for something else to ease the pain of the beating my 'Boys put on them!
Those of you who recall last week's thread... will know I offered big a bet on the game--
If my 'Boys lost... big's retort was:
"If the Cowpies should win I will give you... my cheesy underwear..."
Now, if blonde wigged Allegra offers up her's... I'd go for it in a New York Jint Minute!
Come one, big, offer up something of value other than... your blowup doll!
Thanks, Bogie... you are our kind of crazy!
Whoa! Go Cowboys! You are my kind... of mischievous rogues!
I don't care who wins... I just like to shrug!
Promise me, Sweet Shrug, if my 'Boys do get beat... keep on a truckin' as I will need that almost as much as I will need lots and lots of beer!
I’m even later so.....
JAGS over JETS
DENVER over SKINS
STILLERS over BENGIRLS
TITANS over BILLS
VIQUEENS over LIEDOWNS
SAINTS over LAMBS
PANTHERS over FALCONS
MIAMI over BUCS
RAIDERS over CHIEFS
San Diego over IGGLES
GREEN BAY over COWPUKES
New England over DOLTS
and I don’t know if yer on crack or not, but DAS RAVENS will break NFL records on defense tomorrow night against the laughingstock of the NFL. ESPN ought to be ashamed of themselves for buying up some of the tickets to avert the local blackout....
Me and Jerry made a side bet......if the 'pies win I will wear his jacket
for the next week. You can still have my cheesy
underwear since you keep askin' for 'em.
If my 'Boys lost... I'd wear cheese on my head for a week!
And big's retort was:
"If the Cowpies should win I will give you... my cheesy underwear..."
Now, if blonde wigged Allegra offers up her's... I'd go for it in a New York Jint Minute!
Just cause I like looking at Allegra... in her blonde wig!
That's a Halloween thing. I have never minded being a brunette. ;-)
You are insane... to root for them Cheeselads and Pattycakes no matter who you pick in the Brown Stain Bowl of the Week!
Viqueens couldn't get it up in the red zone, so they lead the Lions 3 - zip!
UM, I forgot one.....
Arizona over Seabags——Come on Kurt, my fantasy team needs ya.....
That's not what it says... in your book!
Gadzooks... girl! You might outsell Sarah!
BTW, Rowdy has been banished.
Minnesota -- Lions don't have the fire power.
Denver -- Denver's coming down, but Washington is in total disarray.
Atlanta -- Actually a toss up now, but Panthers don't seem to have it this year.
Miami--If TB wears their Pirate Bruce outfits, they get closer.
New Orleans -- Another game where I think the Saints are a little overrated, but the Rams can't do anything about it.
Tennessee--Tennessee on way up, Bills on way down.
Steelers--Steelers on a roll. Would like to be wrong on this one, but I don't think so.
Dallas--GB MAY bounce back from the TB loss and play better, but their O-line is depleted and the Dallas front seven is starting to fire up.
Oakland--Like, who cares?
Arizona--Will the good Cardinals show up, or their evil twins?
Chargers--I don't have a lot of faith in the Norvers, but the Eagles secondary is banged up and small, and the Chargers have big receivers and go for jump balls.
Patriots--Colts have been winning close. Could go either way.
Ravens--Cleveland. What else can you say?
Oh, didn’t make a call on Jags-Jests. Jags, Jets? Jags, Jets?
jags. No idea why, but the Sanchez express seems to be in meltdown. Course, so are the Jags, but you gotta pick someone.
No, big's blackmail photo... pushed him to take his own life.
As one of the original Cowboys seeing Rowdy dressed that way... I say, "Bye!"
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