Okay, sports fans, now take it from me... here is what is going to happen this week in the NFL!
Da Bears will lose to Da 9ers. Both in the football game and the fat, hairy ass contest at halftime!
Gadzooks, I'm already ahead... as Da Bears did exactly that Thursday night!
Hey, we Packer Wackers love the Bears... with all our Bro-Luv!
Back on the subject, N'awleans will keep on the roll in Saint Louie.
The Bucks will get back on the loser track when the Phins win at home.
Brett & his Viqueens will enjoy their semi-bye with a lite victory practice with the toothless Lions.
Jersey's Other team will host the Jaxs for a jet set win.
The Old Earlers... will show TO no respect as they notch up another win over the Buffalo Wings.
Okay, my crystal ball Upset Special #1 says Cincy beat the Stoolers. My baby Ben... is not going to be happy! I will have to move back in with big!
The Denver Donkeys make jackasses out of Allegra's other team as the Deadskins... keep digging their graves deeper and deeper!
Vick's Old Bitches win again against Carolina.
My Old Dallas Texans now in KC win a close one over the Raiders in Oakland.
The Seahags find no fun when they visit Arid Zona and get whipped bad.
The Iggles travel to the left coast and come back dragging their tails as the Bolts hang a loss on them.
Yes, in my Upset Special #2, big will have some joy today as his Pattycakes hang a loss on Manning Heavy.
Monday Night the Brown Stains get even browner as Da Dirty Byrds cut them off at the pass and hand them a nasty loss.
As for the bye week, Allegra's Texicans will take their galfriends... out for a romantic stroll--
While the Original Jersey Jints-- Well they... will remain their normal selves.
But I must say, Eli... appears to be looking much better as he takes up his new position at tight end!
Now finally, no ice bowl at Lambeau today, so big's Packer Wackers... will have to send out for something else to ease the pain of the beating my 'Boys put on them!
Those of you who recall last week's thread... will know I offered big a bet on the game--
If my 'Boys lost... big's retort was:
"If the Cowpies should win I will give you... my cheesy underwear..."
Now, if blonde wigged Allegra offers up her's... I'd go for it in a New York Jint Minute!
Come one, big, offer up something of value other than... your blowup doll!
Thanks, Bogie... you are our kind of crazy!
Whoa! Go Cowboys! You are my kind... of mischievous rogues!
I don't care who wins... I just like to shrug!
Promise me, Sweet Shrug, if my 'Boys do get beat... keep on a truckin' as I will need that almost as much as I will need lots and lots of beer!
Me and Jerry made a side bet......if the 'pies win I will wear his jacket
for the next week. You can still have my cheesy
underwear since you keep askin' for 'em.