DET @ MIN- Viqueens will suckle the Kitties
DEN @ WAS- Donkeys will keep the Deadskins in their grave
ATL @ CAR- Dirty Birds will peck the Tabbies
TB @ MIA- Fishies will sink the Pirates
JAC @ NYJ- Jests will burn the Jagwursts
NO @ STL - Aints will roll over the Rushless Lambs
BUF @ TEN- Tighthens will stomp the Brims
CIN @ PIT- Bungles will sneak by the Stoolers
KC @ OAK- Texans will execute the Traitors
DAL @ GB- Packers will step on the Cowpies
SEA @ ARI- Buzzards will shoot down the Seahags
PHI @ SD- Chargburgers will burn the Beagles
NE @ IND- Patriots will make cannon fodder out of the Clots
BAL @ CLE- Clowns will upset the Cravens
I’m even later so.....
JAGS over JETS
DENVER over SKINS
STILLERS over BENGIRLS
TITANS over BILLS
VIQUEENS over LIEDOWNS
SAINTS over LAMBS
PANTHERS over FALCONS
MIAMI over BUCS
RAIDERS over CHIEFS
San Diego over IGGLES
GREEN BAY over COWPUKES
New England over DOLTS
and I don’t know if yer on crack or not, but DAS RAVENS will break NFL records on defense tomorrow night against the laughingstock of the NFL. ESPN ought to be ashamed of themselves for buying up some of the tickets to avert the local blackout....
BTW, Rowdy has been banished.
Minnesota -- Lions don't have the fire power.
Denver -- Denver's coming down, but Washington is in total disarray.
Atlanta -- Actually a toss up now, but Panthers don't seem to have it this year.
Miami--If TB wears their Pirate Bruce outfits, they get closer.
New Orleans -- Another game where I think the Saints are a little overrated, but the Rams can't do anything about it.
Tennessee--Tennessee on way up, Bills on way down.
Steelers--Steelers on a roll. Would like to be wrong on this one, but I don't think so.
Dallas--GB MAY bounce back from the TB loss and play better, but their O-line is depleted and the Dallas front seven is starting to fire up.
Oakland--Like, who cares?
Arizona--Will the good Cardinals show up, or their evil twins?
Chargers--I don't have a lot of faith in the Norvers, but the Eagles secondary is banged up and small, and the Chargers have big receivers and go for jump balls.
Patriots--Colts have been winning close. Could go either way.
Ravens--Cleveland. What else can you say?