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Posted on 11/13/2009 5:11:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Obama's economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Obama's economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Obama's economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama's economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
Obama's economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: economy; freepun; ofst; silliness
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To: Izzy Dunne
DANGER RED BACON, DANGER RED BACON!!!!
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:36:54 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
To: Lucky9teen
The overly gesticulating Illinois gubernatorial candidate Adam ANN-GEE-EFF-SKI has a doppelganger.
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:40:16 AM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Lucky9teen
Lucky day!
23
posted on
11/13/2009 5:42:34 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: Lucky9teen
Special Deal - Friday Only!:
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:43:11 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
Special Deal - Friday Only!:
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:43:43 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: SERKIT
ANN-GEE-EFF-SKY: Try againh
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:45:13 AM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Lucky9teen
Just what exactly is ON that burger?
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:46:02 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
Wayne's World:
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posted on
11/13/2009 5:50:14 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Izzy Dunne
Fail? I think not! Sound advice indeed!
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:03:39 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
| You Would Sell Out for $1,084,347 |
 And not a penny less! |
Lame. Only the LSD one was tempting... You have no idea how boring Thanksgiving can be around our families...
To: Lucky9teen
I’d sell out for less than you!
You Would Sell Out for $1,056,145
And not a penny less!
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:08:31 AM PST
by
CSM
(Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
To: Nateman; reagan_fanatic; a real Sheila; 50mm; Lizavetta; Roscoe Karns; edzo4; Netizen; ...
It’s silliness time! (see #29)
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:08:34 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
So....was it the spiders? Or the LSD at Thanksgiving?
To: ErnBatavia
To: Nateman
Bacon sushi!
To: Lucky9teen; 6SJ7
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:21:32 AM PST
by
workerbee
(If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
To: Izzy Dunne
To: Lucky9teen
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains ofAlaska .
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when heheard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
He found a helpless man, obviously a Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of obviously Republican loggers wearing “Go Sarah” shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck. The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”
“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting!
By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”
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posted on
11/13/2009 6:29:08 AM PST
by
Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
To: Lucky9teen
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