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[Lucky9teen]

This undated photo courtesy of the Food Network shows chef Bobby Flay, from left, and White House chef Cristeta Comerford, Alton Brown, first lady Michelle Obama, chef Mario Batali and chef Emeril Lagasse. An episode of 'Iron Chef America' will be taped at the White House pitting Flay and Comerford against Batali and Lagasse. The episode aris Jan. 3, 2010.


Condoms are displayed at an international "family-planning" expo in Beijing in April 2009. A Chinese collector of Olympic memorabilia will put some of his mementos on the auction block later this month, including a batch of 5,000 condoms given to competitors at the 2008 Beijing Games.


A sculpture by Chinese artist Liu Bolin titled "Burning Man Obama" is tested at a workshop in Beijing November 11, 2009. The sculpture represents U.S. President Barack Obama's impact on the world.


First lady Michelle Obama, who is the honorary chair of the President's Committee on the Arts and the Humanities (PCAH), speaks about the importance of arts and humanities education before giving out the Coming Up Taller Award, Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2009, in the State Dining Room at the White House in Washington.


Sammy Sosa arrives at the Latin Recording Academy Person of The Year event in honor of Juan Gabriel on Wednesday, Nov. 4, 2009, in Las Vegas. Sosa says a cosmetic cream he uses to soften his skin is the reason for his lighter skin tone. Sosa says he has been using the cream for a long time, and combined with bright TV lights, it made his face look whiter than it really is.

[Poe White Trash]

LOL! Thank you for that excellent juxtaposition.

[MinuteGal]

Would HoJo be considered disrespectful?

Leni

[nascarnation]

The Dems raised taxes on the rich so much, it sucked the black right out of me

[StarCMC]

She needs to trade shoes with the guy standing next to her.

[StarCMC]

"I'm going to wear the ugliest Goodwill find I have just to see how many people copy me." ACK! That's gnarly.

[wordsofearnest]

Always remember one youngest son’s comment at the State of the Union address in 1999. Slick Willie introduced Sammy as some kind of a role model or something(he was sitting with Cankles in the gallery).

He said “He isn’t even a citizen and he came in 2nd” in reference to the home run chase that year.

[Osage Orange]

Whatever.........: )

Never heard of him.

And I like the Food Channel.....

[Nateman]

If I had to pee bad enough I might put it out.

Naaaaaah! Not!

[Nateman]

So you think I look stupid huh? Well consider this: half of America actually believed the Media enough to vote for us! Ha!

[Carley]

You never heard of Mario Batali?

[Carley]

Do you watch Lydia cook?

Middle aged overweight Italian momma.

Mario is her son, IIRC

[imfrmdixie]

There are so many Afro-American women who dress in a certain style with an emphasis on their heritage and they look fabulous. I have no idea what is going on in that head of hers or who she has hired to advise her on dressing as a First Lady but she would have been so much more attractive if she had stayed within her background and adopted that style. After all, she is (like her or not) the first black woman to be First Lady. I think she should have stayed “black” in her fashion instead of...as you so aptly said...tried to be June Cleaver.

[Nateman]

Ok I suppose you want an explaination about what happened.

I had at the White House all these top notch cooks to show off my Latest Dish!

I call it the Flaming condom deluxe.

Unfortunately there was a teleprompter error and Barack got the instructions all mixed up.

Don't ask me what I'm doing here, I know nothing about it!

[VampireStateNY]

My keyboard thanks you for the coffee shower! X-D

[Dallas59]

[Slings and Arrows]

Larry Sinclair: "Told you so!"

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[Freedom2specul8]

ROFL~~!!!

[Califreak]

It would probably look good if it was a little toned down.

The colors look like they’re clashing.

[Snoopy88]

[humblegunner]

It’s called a ‘shrug’, - short sweater.

Looks like she washed it in hot water.

It's hideous.