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News of the Weird: The mainstream evolution-theory scholar who fell in love and now believes that we're all controlled by shape-shifting reptilians
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I don't see why he resigned. He seems like a pretty normal college professor to me.
2 posted on
10/28/2009 10:21:51 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
To: Slings and Arrows
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
3 posted on
10/28/2009 10:22:22 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Resistance will be futile!
4 posted on
10/28/2009 10:23:48 AM PDT by
Bringbackthedraft
(DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR "PALIN"!)
To: Slings and Arrows
When does a "conspiracy" overlap with "little known facts"?
It is common knowledge* that our wealthy elite masters are shape-shifting aliens, and have bred almost exclusively among themselves for the last thousand or so years in an effort to keep their bloodline pure.
5 posted on
10/28/2009 10:24:34 AM PDT by
I Buried My Guns
(* Common knowledge among kooks, that is.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I bet she is really hot though, especially with the shape-shifting thing going on.
6 posted on
10/28/2009 10:26:10 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: Slings and Arrows; I Buried My Guns
I have a friend who believes all of this stuff completely. I think of him as the mayor of Kookville.
7 posted on
10/28/2009 10:26:26 AM PDT by
xjcsa
(And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
To: Slings and Arrows
11 posted on
10/28/2009 10:30:28 AM PDT by
wireman
To: Slings and Arrows
Hmmm. Don't know that I'd call coming to believe in the lizard people “evolution,” more like “devolution.”
12 posted on
10/28/2009 10:31:29 AM PDT by
colorado tanker
(Mr. Flyingsaucerballoonboymediawhoreman - this Bud's for you!)
To: Slings and Arrows
At a conference in Denver in September, Horn said he now realizes that humans come from an alien race of shape-shifting reptilians that continue to control civilization through the secretive leaders known as the Illuminati. The sad part is that is not any more crazier than believing the earth is only 6000 years old and all animals on earth are decedents from 2 survivors of a global flood 4000 years ago and there's a red guy with horns who goes around the earth planting fossils in order to trick people out of their faith
14 posted on
10/28/2009 10:32:00 AM PDT by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: Slings and Arrows
Some women can make guys think that way.
15 posted on
10/28/2009 10:33:36 AM PDT by
pallis
To: Slings and Arrows
16 posted on
10/28/2009 10:36:42 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Slings and Arrows
The things we do for love!
I think the story is sweet!
17 posted on
10/28/2009 10:44:31 AM PDT by
BertWheeler
(Dance and the World Dances With You!)
To: Slings and Arrows
It’s obvious this guy’s new-age wife replaced the pepper in the pepper shaker with ground up peyote.....
21 posted on
10/28/2009 10:58:55 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Who's your Long Legged MacDaddy?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I know they are for real..here in S Florida they are called Iquana’s....I can tell they are alien reptilians as opposed to earthly reptilians...because they always leave a pile of scat crap on my pool patio...where is Will Smith when you need him.
22 posted on
10/28/2009 11:00:55 AM PDT by
PoloSec
(2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, ri)
To: Slings and Arrows
Lynette is a necromancer.
She must have power over her husband. But she won’t get it
metaphysically. And he wouldn’t get “it” at all if he didn’t
start barking at the moon... or the aliens, or whatever.
See how that works?
23 posted on
10/28/2009 11:07:52 AM PDT by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Slings and Arrows
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.24 posted on
10/28/2009 11:08:49 AM PDT by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Lynette (a "metaphysical healer")
So Lynette hooked him up with some good weed.
27 posted on
10/28/2009 11:31:12 AM PDT by
BJClinton
(Any "healthcare reform" without tort reform is a fraud.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“...his future bride Lynette (a “metaphysical healer”)”
Is that what they’re callin’ ‘em now?
When I was a tot, we called ‘em swindlers...
28 posted on
10/28/2009 2:40:37 PM PDT by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
29 posted on
10/28/2009 7:58:13 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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