I say... tummy, belly button and bye bye.
Then again I have an 18 month old daughter.
I think we should stop incorporating the word “incorporate”
in sentences where the words mix, blend, meld or add will suffice.
The only one I can agree with: C-—
Well, frack!
Maybe that's what they want!
So, I’m supposed to let a fag-mag like Esquire tell me what a “man” shouldn’t say?
No man would buy a magazine that’s 95% clothing advertisements with heavy gay overtones.
Yes I always live my life by what the Esquire experts jot down for us ignerant fellers.
I breathlessly await the 19 things women should never say article that must be in the works, you know, for diversity’s balance.
Looks like some putz’s metro sexual vocabulary trending gay...
What about "democrats are all a bunch of boobs"? What's wrong with that?
What kind of pussy wrote that stupid article? LOL
Hey honey have you gained
some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me
of my old girlfriend
And where'd you get those shoes?
I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause
I'm trying to watch the game
If you're a man who wants to live
a long and happy life
These are the things you
don't say to your wife
I planned a hunting trip
next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew
it would be OK
Go make some dinner while
I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our
old wedding video
If you're a man who wants to live
a long and happy life
These are the things you
don't say to your wife
Your cooking is OK but not
like mother makes
The diamond in the ring
I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear
are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary
I bought you a treadmill
If you're a man who wants to live
a long and happy life
These are the things you
don't say to your wife
If your a man who doesn't want
to get killed with a knife
These are the things you
don't say to your wife
Left off the list:
“I do.”
“No really, I like small boobs. Well, yours at least.”
The correct answer to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “How ‘bout them Mets?”
If you ever hear a woman cussing another woman, to other women when the object of the cussing is not present and you as a man are not known to be hearing the cussing, THAT is when you hear what you must never say in the presence of a woman. The nastiness of such a cussing always has the “C” word included, spat out like the most vile tasting thing the cuss er can verbalize.
That’s a cool list. Oops.
We can’t say “boobs”? Stuff!
I’ll post more later. I gotta go pee before I wet my slacks. Dadgum!
It can't get any worse.
What could go wrong?
Traffic looks light today.
Yes your butt does look big.
Your sister really looks hot tonight.
One thing a “man” should never read: Esquire.
Gayest.
Article.
Ever.
That’s funny, most of the list is basically kid words, then they have a list of “profanity alternatives” that are all basically kid words.