[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“No really, I like small boobs. Well, yours at least.”

The correct answer to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “How ‘bout them Mets?”

[madamemayhem]

no, dear soul, the correct answer to the question “does this make me look fat?” is as follows:
“i am too blinded by your awesome and radiant beauty to know the answer to that question, darling.”

[Hoffer Rand]

The correct answer to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “How ‘bout them Mets?”

Actually, the correct answer is "Honey I love you, here's my credit card."

[Vigilantcitizen]

“No really, I like small boobs. Well, yours at least.”

I like small boobs. Actually, I like boobs period.

[TheWriterTX]

The correct answer to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “How ‘bout them Mets?”

Good try, but women who ask this question are looking for affirmation that their mate still finds them attractive. It's not about their dress, it's about their desirabilty. This works better:

The correct answer to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “Honey, you could wear a sack and make it look sexy.” And then kiss her. Neck, shoulder, cheek, lips, doesn't matter, even if you aren't in the mood.

With a line like that, you'll not only dodge a bullet, you'll be a hero.