To: Lonesome in Massachussets
The correct answer to the question, “Does this dress make me look fat?” is “How ‘bout them Mets?” Actually, the correct answer is "Honey I love you, here's my credit card."
67 posted on
10/20/2009 11:19:26 AM PDT by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Hoffer Rand
“Does this dress make me look fat?”
No dear, it’s not the dress.
75 posted on
10/20/2009 11:32:54 AM PDT by
tired1
(When the Devil eats you there's only one way out.)
To: Hoffer Rand
Actually, the correct answer is "Honey I love you, here's my credit card." Which would only work if there was some financial instrument of mine to which she did not have access.
104 posted on
10/20/2009 1:22:07 PM PDT by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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