Posted on 10/16/2009 12:27:47 PM PDT by EveningStar
This is just sad.
10:49?
Dude coulda slept for an hour, came back after midnight, bought the store out, and really got a rip on!!
Appears to be 10:49 in the morning. There's no am or pm designation on the security camera so it's probably set to a 24 hour "military time" clock. Plus, there's a lot of ambient light coming from outside.
I'm guessing that the dude probably woke up still drunk from the night before, slammed a few more beers (and maybe smoked some weed) to take the pain away and then went out to get more alcohol. By the time he got to the store, the new alcohol had mixed with the last night's alcohol still in his bloodstream and left him completely smashed.
It's called a "lost weekend" for good reason.
Paging AA!....Paging AA!....
You’re very right!
It could be in the morning!
In which case,
J’salute!!!
I had the same reaction. Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I don’t miss those days!!
I've only had one of those.
Walked out the gate of Subic Bay Naval Base fully dressed on a Friday afternoon with $300 in my pocket.
Remember just fine till about 11:00 PM.
Woke up in a ditch Sunday afternoon wearing a pair of shorts, flip flops on my feet, 5 pesos and my Military ID in my pocket, 40 miles from the base.
Never again.
One of you gets me, one doesn’t. My humor isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.
Hammered.
The spin is rooming!
That was a “wow” of approval, not a “wow” of disgust.
Hope the guy had presence of mind to not text while driving away from the store ;-)
bttt
I was sorta like that when I found out Obama won.
I don’t care if it’s insensitive or not, I laughed myself sick watching that.
We used to call it “walking on yer lips”
Yeah but I will bet you at least had both kidneys. :)
The wisdom of Reddit says this is the results of Ketamine. Apparently the giveaways are the rubber legs and heavy torso matched up with the entirely shot depth perception.
Or maybe it was ether. He looks like Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Working in a C store can be interesting! At least this guy didn’t fall into the walk in cooler!
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