[Just another Joe]

It's called a "lost weekend" for good reason.

I've only had one of those.

Walked out the gate of Subic Bay Naval Base fully dressed on a Friday afternoon with $300 in my pocket.
Remember just fine till about 11:00 PM.
Woke up in a ditch Sunday afternoon wearing a pair of shorts, flip flops on my feet, 5 pesos and my Military ID in my pocket, 40 miles from the base.

Never again.

[Polynikes]

Yeah but I will bet you at least had both kidneys. :)