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[Lucky9teen]

There........I fixed it for ya....



Sure beats that little donut that comes with the car...


Ain't getting in there...nope


No wonder electricians get paid so much...


I'd like to hear their excuse after the cops pull them over...


Hey, if it works...


Who does this and thinks it's safe?


Again, who does this and thinks it's safe?


Ooh, Pretty


no comment


Care for a ride?


So....there's more than one use for those containers, eh?


What a great way to recycle baby bottles. Smoke em if ya got em...


Nice porch.


While grounded in concern, I feel your criticism is insulated from the realities of the field. I’m sure the load was line balanced and work conducted in a positive manner. No reason to get short. I see no reason to be alternating from their current policies. Or somesuch.


Flavored exhaust...


Meats On!!


Way to cut emissions, no?


I've actually done this....do you know how expensive those little plastic bars are to replace?


Nice shirt Now does your boyfriend know where his boxers are?

[sunny48]

Those are hilarious

[sunny48]

When Bob was a young man, he joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news.
“So, did you jump?” his father asked.
“Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!”
“Is that when you jumped?” asked his father.
“Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door.”
“Did you jump then?” asked his father.
“I’m getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he’d kick my butt.”
“So, did you jump?”
“Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?’ I said, `No, sir. I’m too scared.’ “So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and He said, ‘Boy, either you jump out that door, or else...”
So, did you jump?” asked his father.
“Well, a little, at first.”

[sunny48]

LOL

[sunny48]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’
Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’
‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’

[sunny48]

LOL , I had to steal both of them:)

[CSM]

Glad you enjoyed my rare contribution to the silliness society.

[FreedomHammer]

[clove]

These guys work for Obam...right!

[proudpapa]

He would have been better off paying the money....The divorce is going to cost him a lot more.

[clove]

Laughing too hard....

These guys work for Obama...right!

fixed it!

[paulycy]

"I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDUH!"

[Lucky9teen]

Barack to Michelle: "See honey, I fixed it"

[fredhead]

True story.

When I was a kid, my Dad had an old 3/4 ton army truck (1945 Dodge) as a beach buggy. One night we were leaving the beach, driving through the dunes. I never did learn why, but everytime we went uphill the headlights would go out. When we would level off or go downhill they came back on. My Dad’s friend sat up on the front fender with a 6 volt flashlight (lantern) so my Dad could see.

[skinkinthegrass]

IBTP!!! Woohoo!!!

*snicker*....in before the PING!!! ....a new ping.

[Pan_Yan]

The Official Friday Silliness Thread got outsillied by the silliest silliness of all:

In a contest notorious for corruption, bribery, payoffs and vote buying Obama's Chicago not only got beaten by Rio but came in fourth after Madrid and Tokyo.

Dude, you just got out corrupted by Madrid.

[fredhead]

I found some VW pictures....

[sunny48]

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’
Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’
Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer.’

[LostPassword]

Dude, you just got out corrupted by Madrid.
Olympics are about corruption and the IOC wants to be the only professionals involved. The other cities are only amateurs at corruption and IOC knows they will get their share unlike what would happen in Chicago.

[workerbee]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Madame Speaker and the Pope, however, have seen it all before.

To make things a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do...

"That was impressive," the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, and many around the world, go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." The Speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and so many people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

[gimme1ibertee]

Thanks!