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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~
Posted on 09/25/2009 5:45:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Our President, Mr. Obama,
Governs with cool, never drama.
His sweet words can thrill,
But his policies kill.
Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma.
NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY
There once was a guy named Barack
Who loved to hear himself talk
He bought all the banks
Then wanted our thanks
Though he put all our children in hock
A mandate the Dems thought he’d get
More liberal than center, you bet
But we never knew
How badly He’d do
While piling up trillions in debt
Our president knows how to parse
Golden words into nebulous farce
But he makes the crowds swoon
And sing along with his tune
‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.
He promised us change and we got it
Though not quite the way that we thought it
To his left he owes debt
To his right, deep regret
And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; limerick; ofst; silliness
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Thanks to llevrok, for todays "limerick" idea...
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:46:29 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:46:34 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
I hit “refresh” at just the right time today.....
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:47:56 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
To: Lucky9teen
5
posted on
09/25/2009 5:48:01 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
FRIDAY SILLINESS
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Here is the fun for the day
Write a limerick and come out and play
Any subject will do, but I think that it's true
Obama makes wonderful prey.
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:49:30 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:50:48 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
8
posted on
09/25/2009 5:52:19 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:52:26 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: All
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:53:12 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Lucky9teen
Georgia is Red.
Illinois's blue.
Here's another
Half billion for you.
11
posted on
09/25/2009 5:58:31 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
Just pickin' and grinnin'
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:59:07 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("Sally's Beauty Supply closes at 6 on Sundays. What's up with that?")
To: Shyla
top 20?
There once was a man half black
Who put this land under attack
Destroyed the USA
And empowered the gays
I tell you it’s goodness he lacks
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:59:30 AM PDT
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2009 5:59:31 AM PDT
by
alarm rider
(Live free or die.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/25/2009 6:00:28 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(No, I am Jim Thompson!!)
To: John O
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posted on
09/25/2009 6:00:46 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: John O
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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posted on
09/25/2009 6:02:25 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
The limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep her in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
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posted on
09/25/2009 6:02:57 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
A limerick fan from Australia
regarded his work as a failure:
his verses were fine
until the fourth line
?
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posted on
09/25/2009 6:04:59 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
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posted on
09/25/2009 6:05:33 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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