[Lucky9teen]

Thanks to llevrok, for todays "limerick" idea...

[ErnBatavia]

IBTP!!! Woohoo

[ShadowAce]

IBTP!!!

[ClearCase_guy]

Top 5!

[Lucky9teen]

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FRIDAY SILLINESS

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Here is the fun for the day
Write a limerick and come out and play
Any subject will do, but I think that it's true
Obama makes wonderful prey.

[ShadowAce]

[alarm rider]

IN!!!!

WOO HOO!!

[Bean Counter]

[ShadowAce]

The limerick is furtive and mean

You must keep her in close quarantine

Or she sneaks to the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

[ShadowAce]

A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

?

[ShadowAce]

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.

[ShadowAce]

A bather whose clothing was strewed,

By winds that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along,

And unless we are wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

[ShadowAce]

A young schizophrenic named Struther,

Who learned of the death of his Brother,

Said, “I know that its bad,

But I don’t feel too sad.

After all, I still have each other.”

[ShadowAce]

There was an old gent from Hyde

Who ate rotten apples and died.

The apples fermented

Inside the lamented

And made cider inside his inside.

[ShadowAce]

Said an ape as he swung by his tail,

To his offspring both female and male,

“From your offspring, my dears,

In a couple of years,

May evolve a professor at Yale.”

[ShadowAce]

God’s plan made a hopeful beginning,

But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;

We trust that the story

Will end in great glory,

But at present the other side’s winning.

[ShadowAce]

There once was an old man of Esser,

Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,

It at last grew so small

He knew nothing at all

And now he’s a college professor.

[ShadowAce]

The limerick’s callous and crude,
Its morals distressingly lewd;
It’s not worth the reading
By persons of breeding -
It’s designed for us vulgar and rude.

[Pharmboy]

There once was a group known as Acorn,
Whose offices looked somewhat forelorn;
Then they were caught
By a camera that sought
To show why they needed our scorn.

[ClearCase_guy]

A lady with fabulous eyes
Exposed ACORN’s nefarious lies
The news anchors went into a fit
And said don’t think for a moment that it
Will get you a Pulitzer Prize

[bmwcyle]