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Store launches underpants for left-handed men
reuters ^
| Wed Sep 23, 2009
Posted on 09/23/2009 4:32:24 PM PDT by JoeProBono
LONDON (Reuters) - A British store is launching a range of underpants for left-handed men, an innovation it says will save them both time and embarrassment in front of the porcelain. The new range, by UK-based Hom, will have a horizontal opening instead of a vertical slit accessed from the right-hand side, breaking a tradition that has lasted for 75 years.
"In our view, this is a vital step toward equality for left-handed men," said Rob Faucherand of Debenhams store.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lefthanded
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To: JoeProBono
Actually, it’s because Muslims are only allowed to touch that part of their body with their left hands. They are just caving in to Sharia Law.
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:35:14 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Be calm everyone. The idiot children are in charge!)
To: JoeProBono
I usually go over the top rather than run through the S curves.
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:35:14 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: JoeProBono
...?????...if you can't find Mr Winky, and do it without wetting yourself...you need to start squatting.
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:36:22 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:36:34 PM PDT
by
This_far
(Mandatory health insurance? I thought it was about health care!)
To: All
You know, if you can’t find your own d*ck when you need to pee because of where the opening is in your underpants, you’ve got more problems than we’d have time to go into here, LOL!
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:37:23 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: JoeProBono
But isn’t that how you tell if it is man’s or woman’s?
To: Doogle
If I’m in a hurry I just lift up my pantleg.
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:37:52 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:39:57 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: reg45
Actually, it’s because Muslims are only allowed to touch that part of their body with their left hands. They are just caving in to Sharia Law. Good catch! (so to speak)
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:44:57 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:45:06 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
If in 75 years the lefties haven’t learned how to successfully get Mr. Happy out to pee, then I rather doubt that moving the access door is going to help them.
I can just imagine: “Well, uh, sorry little lady, I’m left handed.” LOL at myself.
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:45:15 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(TIMES)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:48:17 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Doogle
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posted on
09/23/2009 4:49:19 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Are you telling me they don’t need two hands?
To: Shamrock-DW
Are you telling me they don’t need two hands?
And a team of structural engineers.
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posted on
09/23/2009 5:03:15 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
09/23/2009 5:04:00 PM PDT
by
Jaxter
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
To: driftdiver
Couldn’t they just put them on wrongside out?
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posted on
09/23/2009 5:06:09 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: JoeProBono
A Marine and squid were in the head...both at the urinals. The squid finished first and went to the sink. He was surprised when the Marine finished, zipped up and walked towards the door.
The squid stopped him by saying, "Hey, aren't you going to wash your hands?"
The Leatherneck replied,"No."
The squid said, "You know, in Basic Training, the Navy taught us to always wash our hands after we pee."
The Marine replied, "Well, in Boot Camp, the Corps taught us to not pee on our hands."
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posted on
09/23/2009 5:21:57 PM PDT
by
IrishPennant
(/tagline off due to self moderation)
To: Shamrock-DW
That’s what hubby just said - “it’s big enough I need two hands” LOL
LQ
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posted on
09/23/2009 5:22:41 PM PDT
by
LizardQueen
(The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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