[JoeProBono]

[reg45]

Actually, it’s because Muslims are only allowed to touch that part of their body with their left hands. They are just caving in to Sharia Law.

[cripplecreek]

I usually go over the top rather than run through the S curves.

[Doogle]

...?????...if you can't find Mr Winky, and do it without wetting yourself...you need to start squatting.

[This_far]

pantaloons?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

You know, if you can’t find your own d*ck when you need to pee because of where the opening is in your underpants, you’ve got more problems than we’d have time to go into here, LOL!

[ThomasThomas]

But isn’t that how you tell if it is man’s or woman’s?

[Gator113]

If in 75 years the lefties haven’t learned how to successfully get Mr. Happy out to pee, then I rather doubt that moving the access door is going to help them.

I can just imagine: “Well, uh, sorry little lady, I’m left handed.” LOL at myself.

[Shamrock-DW]

Are you telling me they don’t need two hands?

[Jaxter]

There’s a slit?

[IrishPennant]

A Marine and squid were in the head...both at the urinals. The squid finished first and went to the sink. He was surprised when the Marine finished, zipped up and walked towards the door.

The squid stopped him by saying, "Hey, aren't you going to wash your hands?"

The Leatherneck replied,"No."

The squid said, "You know, in Basic Training, the Navy taught us to always wash our hands after we pee."

The Marine replied, "Well, in Boot Camp, the Corps taught us to not pee on our hands."

[halfright]

people still wear underwear??? That is so last century.

[scottywr]

Right on! Now if they would just come out with a left handed hammer.

[TornadoAlley3]

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[dfwgator]

Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!

[Fresh Wind]

Obama uses both hands when he's all wee-weed up.