Posted on 09/15/2009 10:44:25 AM PDT by blueglass
A PETITE blonde knocked out a Coldstream Guard, hurled another into a disco sound deck and battered one of their wives at a dinner dance. Martial arts instructor Ashley Wolfe - who is just 5ft 3in - went berserk when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay. The 24-year-old Canadian, in a striking red satin dress, yelled "This should not be allowed in the British Army" - then went on a rampage, knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.
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Don’t kid yourself that small women can’t fight. I knew the first woman karate expert to knock out a black belt man in the ring, when she was a brown belt. Women were prohibited from fighting men after that.
She was very skinny, normal height, could do push-up with hands and feet on vertical cinder blocks, “breaking the plane” by half a foot (don’t even try this, you will injure yourself). Her kicks and punches easily left bruises when you were wearing martial arts body armor. Her typical training opponents were guys with 30 to 60 pounds on her, and they had to spend most of their effort on defense.
Not somebody to mess with.
Taking out a Coldstream Guard! OUCH. I don’t care if it was a sucker punch. Sign this lady up for Special Forces. She is a badass.
So, is she single?
I'll bet I know her FReeper handle.
BINGO
They were guys who kiss each other, of course she could take em, whether they fought back or not. And good for her!! She’s someone to admire, sickening to see your nations soldiers act like that, they just lucky Patton didnt see them first.
Pms-ing-canuck?
“knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.”
Clone the little lady, and make an entire legion of her.
Then send them out into teh world.
Or just give her a darn medal!
“none of these soldiers were going to hit her”
That’s because they are the kind of men who kiss each other. Wusses,,,
“””””Clone the little lady, and make an entire legion of her.
Then send them out into teh world.”””””
bad idea. No matter how good you are, there is always someone better. And the way she goes around slapping people around, she is bound to find that person sooner or later.
She is a little too brave. Thats the way you get killed.
Outstanding!
When women stop coddling effeminate males, the pansies will go back in the closet where they belong.
Partners? I thought you meant..... nevermind. I see you are a lawyer so “partner” makes sense now.
I know.
But hey, I’m the fountain of bad ideas.
You are SO mean.
>> When women stop coddling effeminate males, the pansies will go back in the closet where they belong.
The Episcopal Church Welcomes You ;o)
I want her on my teams!
The temples are the thinnest part of teh skull.
“”””But hey, Im the fountain of bad ideas.””””””
You? Hey, I had a repair shop and we sponsored our own drag racing prostocks on the side.
The name of the racing outfit: Bad Idea Racing
Our slogan: “That ain’t never gonna work.”
My kinda Women.
A drunken idiot with no self control? Not exactly the kind of person I choose to admire.
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