PETA wants to turn Va. prison into chicken museum

philly. ^ | Sep. 14, 2009

[JoeProBono]

TROUTVILLE, Va. - An animal rights group wants to rent a prison building the state plans to close and turn it into the nation's first chicken empathy museum. A People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals official sent a letter Monday to Gov. Tim Kaine asking to rent the Botetourt Correctional Center building in Troutville.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[RexBeach]

If the shoe were on the other foot, the chickens would be eating us and crowding us into people raising and killing factories.

When your destiny is to be eaten, well, how does one turn that into something heoric?

Signed, Foghorn Leghorn(”Why, that’s a joke, son!”)

[Vaquero]

They took all the chickens
Put em in a chicken museum
And they charged the people
A dollar and a half just to see em
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what you've got
Till its gone
you'll have ta eat tofu
in the KFC parking lot

with apologies to Joni Mitchell

[Blood of Tyrants]

Chicken empathy museum? I’ll go if it has a KFC at the entrance and a Mrs. Winners at the exit.

[IbJensen]

I’d like to turn a chicken coop into a museum for PETA imbeciles.

[wbill]

What the heck is it with these idiots and chickens?

Seems like the foul birds (pun intended) bring out ALL the kooks.

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[Vaquero]

you are who....errr

you are what you eat.

[MarineBrat]

My suggestion for the entrance!

[JoeProBono]

[Daffynition]

[B Knotts]

These people are mentally ill, and belong in an institution.

Obviously, they’ve never owned chickens.

[JoeProBono]

[50sDad]

Abortion, millions dead at the hands of Muslims, Communists and Nazis, Holocost deniars, inner city crime, and the remote possibility that a rouge asteroid could destroy all life on earth, and these dunderheads have the time to waste trying to inject souls into barnyard animals.

I repect anyone with the self-dicipline not to eat meat, but the moment you get on your high horse and start trying to make me out as a bad guy, you can go to hell.

God or Nature, however you want to lean, put all the nice sharp teeth up front for one reason only...ripping flesh. If we had all flat teeth, like the horse, only then should we be vegetarians. End of story, turn the page. Grow up and go get a hamburger. "Meat is Comfort!"

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[jagusafr]

“chicken empathy museum.”

Stop!! You’re KILLIN’ me! (Gasp, guffaw, wheeze)!!

Colonel,USAFR

[jagusafr]

“a rouge asteroid”

Hmmm...I’m more worried about a mauve comet, really...Bwaha!

Colonel, USAFR