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Reader’s Digest “Best Joke in the World” Contest
Reader's Digest
| September 2009
| Reader's Digest
Posted on 09/01/2009 10:06:51 PM PDT by Brian_Baldwin
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To: Brian_Baldwin
That is funny, I don’t care who you are!
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:08:33 PM PDT
by
aliquando
(A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
My dog doesn’t have a nose!
How does it smell?
Awful!
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:09:45 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
Sorry about the typo’s, I was laughing while typing. Is that a crime in California? Also, I like some of your all jokes, too.
To: Brian_Baldwin
What’s blue and is between 3 and 4?
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:11:07 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
To: Brian_Baldwin
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:11:46 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
To: Brian_Baldwin
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:12:05 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:13:57 PM PDT
by
ETL
(ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ETL
Best joke in the world
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:29:11 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
As a baptized Methodist who reasoned my way to a life free of mythology as a career path or a life’s goal, I find such jokes unamusing, especially when told by someone who can’t even step over the corpses he leaves in his wake; I think I’d rather drink disappearing ink.
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:31:35 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Old Professer
Hey, this kid is leaking!
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:32:51 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
Don't quit your day job!
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:33:53 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: BigEdLB
The kid isn’t leaking-— he’s just all wee-wee’d up!
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:35:50 PM PDT
by
exit82
(Sarah Palin is President No. 45. Get behind her, GOP, or get out of the way.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
A few years back when a circulating news item was about the “world’s funniest joke” (the “make sure he’s dead” one often cited), I was approached at random by a TV crew on the street asking about it. Not knowing which joke it was, nor which way they would spin it (”so, you think using guns for murder is funny?” was my fear), I declined giving the man-on-the-street interview. Maybe I’ve seen too many such interviews edited/depicted as “hey, look, he’s stupid!”
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:39:01 PM PDT
by
ctdonath2
(flag@whitehouse.gov may bounce messages but copies may be kept. Informants are still solicited.)
To: Brian_Baldwin
When I was a young teenager, I would like to pick up Reader’s Digest and steal a joke from the digest to share with others. My parents had a subscription, it helped me to learn to read. 'Steal' was spelled with two 'e's... and
If that's an example of RDigest best joke, the pages must be laced with drugs.
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posted on
09/01/2009 10:49:19 PM PDT
by
This_far
To: Brian_Baldwin
Thanks for posting that. I was so depressed tonight thinking about the economy,
the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card
debt..... I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal
and they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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posted on
09/01/2009 11:05:46 PM PDT
by
vlad335
To: vlad335
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posted on
09/01/2009 11:31:45 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Democrat - The new Party of National Socialism. Pelosi and Kosmas - founding members.)
To: vlad335
To: vlad335
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posted on
09/02/2009 1:45:37 AM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(Ifanationexpects tobe ignorantandfree,inastateofcivilization,itexpects whatneverwas andnever will be)
To: Brian_Baldwin
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
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posted on
09/02/2009 2:07:41 AM PDT
by
mirkwood
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