That is funny, I don’t care who you are!
My dog doesn’t have a nose!
How does it smell?
Awful!
Sorry about the typo’s, I was laughing while typing. Is that a crime in California? Also, I like some of your all jokes, too.
What’s blue and is between 3 and 4?
Monty Python: World’s Funniest Joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw
As a baptized Methodist who reasoned my way to a life free of mythology as a career path or a life’s goal, I find such jokes unamusing, especially when told by someone who can’t even step over the corpses he leaves in his wake; I think I’d rather drink disappearing ink.
A few years back when a circulating news item was about the “world’s funniest joke” (the “make sure he’s dead” one often cited), I was approached at random by a TV crew on the street asking about it. Not knowing which joke it was, nor which way they would spin it (”so, you think using guns for murder is funny?” was my fear), I declined giving the man-on-the-street interview. Maybe I’ve seen too many such interviews edited/depicted as “hey, look, he’s stupid!”
My parents had a subscription, it helped me to learn to read. 'Steal' was spelled with two 'e's... and
If that's an example of RDigest best joke, the pages must be laced with drugs.
Thanks for posting that. I was so depressed tonight thinking about the economy,
the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card
debt..... I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal
and they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
Bill Clinton went to the local Ford dealer during the “cash for clunkers” for a trade in.
When he got to the dealership, they told him Hillary was not considered a clunker.
That magazine’s circulation dept. is the biggest joke. We let our subscription lapse 2-3 years ago, yet we still get it in the mail every month for free.
It’s astonishing to me that the publishers are blind to the real reason that RD has fallen on hard times.
Leftism. Pure and simple.
Just look at their choices of celebrites for the cover photo and feature articles. I let my subscription expire long ago but still have some copies lying around: Barbra Streisand. Peter Jennings. Katy Couric. Ted Danson. Tom Brokaw. And so on.
Relentlessly over the years, RD became a font of hero-worship for leftists. I tired of it and let my subscription expire. The thing is, this parallels the decline of so many other media organs, including the network news shows and even CNN. You’d think the success of the comparatively right-ish Fox News would have made the point loud and clear, but the MSM persists in its leftism-pushing groove. It’s positively Darwinian.
“The Aristocrats”