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Is 'moist' a dirty word?
SUN MEDIA ^ | August 25, 2009 | Thane Burnett

Posted on 08/28/2009 10:25:13 PM PDT by Wardenclyffe

As guardians of the English language, usually garrulous tongued UK residents are finding themselves at a loss for words.

Many of their favourite phrases have been banned.

Dozens of taxpayer-funded organizations in the UK are drawing black lines through dozens of common words and phrases they’ve decided are offensive.

You won’t find any "gentleman’s agreements" being made in the halls of the National Gallery in London. Such bonds are now "unwritten agreements."

No place is safe from being suspect – even the "master bedroom" is a problem for uber-sensitive officials at Newcastle University.

But on this side of the Atlantic, one curious word seems to be under attack.

Not that’s it’s offensive. But because it makes people — especially women — feel icky.

Entire websites now revolve around a hatred of "moist."

There are a dozen Facebook groups calling for an end of the word, with ‘I HATE the word MOIST!" boasting 822 decidedly dry members.

University of Pennsylvania linguist Mark Liberman has traced the evolving resentment over the adjective. He’s found humans carry around a propensity for "word aversion." Among those that give us the creeps, are “hardscrabble,” “pugilist,” “squall” and “giggle.”

(Excerpt) Read more at cnews.canoe.ca ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society; Word For The Day
KEYWORDS: language; moist; napl
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To: martin_fierro

Had to borrow your post for a reply to Phil... See below (well, I guess it’s above this post). And I didn’t even MEAN to steal your post, either... It’s what really did come to mind! :)


21 posted on 08/28/2009 11:59:16 PM PDT by LibertyRocks ( http://LibertyRocks.wordpress.com ~ ANTI-OBAMA STUFF : http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: LibertyRocks; Wardenclyffe; All

OK, my 17-year-old is too smart for her own good... She answered my question (and seeing as I’m her homeschool teacher I find it funny that SHE helped ME see this...).

Daughter says, “The hippies’ children were raised without ANY order whatsoever, therefore they crave order and they seek to create that order by controlling others.” She also mentioned that most “hippies” are Communists, and really are control freaks themselves, they just PRETEND not to be.

Seriously, I think the student has now surpassed the teacher... Good thing she’s a senior this year! LOL


22 posted on 08/29/2009 12:07:48 AM PDT by LibertyRocks ( http://LibertyRocks.wordpress.com ~ ANTI-OBAMA STUFF : http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: TigersEye

lmao!


23 posted on 08/29/2009 12:33:15 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (elected officials should be required to pass drug, alcohol & dementia testing)
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To: Wardenclyffe

You forgot one -

Terrorist Act - Replaced with “Man Made Disaster.”

I’m omitting my comentary which would get me banned...


24 posted on 08/29/2009 12:38:30 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Wardenclyffe

“I sat on my homeless person, silently propelling my boat through the rainforest wetland.”

Doesn’t quite convey, “I sat on my bum, while I silently paddled my punt through the jungle swamp.”


25 posted on 08/29/2009 12:52:29 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, sitting in the Oval Office, where he ought not...)
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To: TruthHound
It sounds like you need something to wick that unwanted moisture away. No one likes to to be...moist.
26 posted on 08/29/2009 12:57:52 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, sitting in the Oval Office, where he ought not...)
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To: ApplegateRanch

“Executive privilege...is what makes her...`damp’,

“That’s why the First Lady is a tramp!”

(Don Imus’ 1995 sendup of the old Sinatra standard)

BTW, what’s wrong with making a woman `moist’? Something any red-blooded guy should aspire to, JMHO.


27 posted on 08/29/2009 1:10:46 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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To: Wardenclyffe
Good grief - why are these people even being taken seriously?

People need to get a grip. If something "offends" them, they need to reckon with it and move on.

How arrogant is it to expect to modify an entire language just because the sound of one or two of the words "offends" someone?

Crybabies.

28 posted on 08/29/2009 3:14:33 AM PDT by Allegra ( Socks)
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To: Wardenclyffe

The pseudo-word I hate the most is “prolly”.


29 posted on 08/29/2009 3:34:58 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Rest in peace, Mary Jo. Go to ****, Ted Kennedy)
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To: Wardenclyffe

I get it now. If a word evokes a feeling of discomfort or reminds you of something distasteful, then ban the word so you don’t have to feel uncomfortable anymore.

Why don’t we ban the word pain and call it “urgent bodily feedback.?”

Yeah. That’ll work. :0/


30 posted on 08/29/2009 3:47:36 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Wardenclyffe

I think they are just being niggardly.


31 posted on 08/29/2009 3:50:15 AM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: Wardenclyffe
I searched for images with the tag moist.

I was expecting something pornographic in nature.

I found this instead.

What a disappointment.

32 posted on 08/29/2009 4:02:35 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Wardenclyffe

Terrorist Attack - Replaced by Accident


33 posted on 08/29/2009 4:06:43 AM PDT by Nickname
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To: csvset

What word would you use to describe that guy?


34 posted on 08/29/2009 4:27:45 AM PDT by paulycy (Screw the RACErs.)
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To: Wardenclyffe

Sounds like they’re acting a bit niggardly.


35 posted on 08/29/2009 5:35:27 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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To: Larry Lucido

you sir a very brave


36 posted on 08/29/2009 5:42:05 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;))
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To: Slings and Arrows
He’s found humans carry around a propensity for "word aversion."

Nonsense!

"President Barak Obama."


37 posted on 08/29/2009 6:33:18 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: LibertyRocks
Seriously... And, how come all the hippies who claimed to be raising children who embraced freedom have instead raised an entire generation of control-freaks???"

Ever seen a group of children on a fenced play ground? They tend to play right up to the fence. Take those same children onto a unfenced play ground and you end up with two groups, a small group that tends to leave immediately and run amok and a much larger group that tends to stay together and as far away from the boundary as possible.

The second group is now in charge. Because they have no idea where the reasonable boundaries are they are building new and much more restrictive ones.

38 posted on 08/29/2009 6:40:01 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
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To: PhilDragoo; mikrofon; martin_fierro
moist noun A Maoist who has wee-wee'd himself.

This is moist certainly true.

39 posted on 08/29/2009 6:45:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Moist-seat wee-wee.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
“whiter than white,” “black mark,” “right-hand man,” "black day," "gentleman’s agreements," "master bedroom," "moist," “hardscrabble,” “pugilist,” “squall,” “giggle,” “baffle,” “creamy,” “navel,” “panties.”

Ignorance can be fixed, but idiocy is forever. These are people with way too much time on their hands. I'd love to give them something to do...

40 posted on 08/29/2009 7:42:15 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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