That puts a whole new twist on the phrase “hold muh beer.”
Ick.
It’s too early in the morning for that mental image!
Holy Cow...
Brain bleach, STAT!
I don’t know if I would put my hands anywhere near the evidence.
A business associate of mine some years ago told me that when he had been head of security at Jewel T he caught a woman stealing a frozen turkey between her legs. He had a little fun and just followed her around until she became exhausted and finally dropped the turkey.
Reminds me of that girl from Maine about a year ago who was a passenger in a car stopped by the NH State Patrol with 16 grams of cocaine stashed you-know-where...and no, the image isn’t any better.
Alcohol abuse!
...."and then in the middle of summer heat in LOUISIANA she puts the beer between her legs, pop tops down I'm sure, and waddles out the store. I'm preeety sure she had gotten and bikini wax a few days before, and she must of looked funny considering she was pretty thin, I think, maybe"
A surprise for her boyfriend.
I would assume she’s going to have to rerefridgerate prior to consumption.
That header is just...wrong
A 12-pack? Day-Um girl. Maybe with practice you can get out wid a whole case. Or a keg.
Is that a 12-pack between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?
Another in the long FreeRepublic tradition:
Man tries to smuggle balogna in shape of car seat:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1027257/posts?page=1
Florida woman left 7-Eleven with “Big Mama” (pickled sausage) bulge in slacks
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2254285/posts?page=1
I thought they said she was stealing beer.
;-)
I’m not sure, but I think she might have voted for Obama. LOL! ;-)
Beer run ping
Something smells fishy about this beer... Ping
Sorry but already covered by “cult” film director John Waters in his classic “Pink Flamingos” in which Divine, the 300 lb. transvestite, steals a steak by concealing it in the very same place.
When discussing the theft in a later scene he/she says “I kept it in my own private oven”.
Life imitates art.
OMG I live in Zachary!
Old trick, I've known about that beer trick for a long time.
I think I've found her perfect mate.