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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fantasticwoklaunch; frepers; humor; lightbulbjokes; napl; vanity
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1 posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Admin Moderator

Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong. Can you help out?


2 posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:42 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

And one old-timer to say, GOOD JOB!


3 posted on 08/14/2009 7:20:25 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: Borges
Brilliant
4 posted on 08/14/2009 7:21:16 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Borges

Don’t forget one noobie to claim to be a conservative and state a ridiculously extreme position in hopes of making free republic look bad.


5 posted on 08/14/2009 7:21:46 AM PDT by txnuke (Obama votes "PRES__ENT" because he has no ID.)
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To: Borges

what about the 10 to call the light bulb changer a RINO commie pig they would never vote for!


6 posted on 08/14/2009 7:22:06 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Borges

And don’t get me started about Compact Flourescent Lamps!


7 posted on 08/14/2009 7:22:09 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Trashing Obama/Is more challenging when you/Have to count to five)
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To: Borges

The number of FReepers needed depends on whether they are turning the bulb in the same direction.

(And of course whether it’s a right or left handed bulb.)


8 posted on 08/14/2009 7:22:20 AM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: txnuke

Light bulbs are a communist plot!


9 posted on 08/14/2009 7:22:20 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

LoL!


10 posted on 08/14/2009 7:22:29 AM PDT by Bobalu (I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: Borges
Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong. Can you help out?

It's too late.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

THEY've already seen it.
11 posted on 08/14/2009 7:22:45 AM PDT by TomOnTheRun
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To: Borges

You Forgot:

2- 1 to argue that we were intelligently designed to change light bulbs, and one to argue that all non-lightbulb changers have been eliminated by natural selection.


12 posted on 08/14/2009 7:23:04 AM PDT by almcbean
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To: Borges

And 12 to bookmark to read later.


13 posted on 08/14/2009 7:23:16 AM PDT by gunnut
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To: txnuke

And one more noobie who claims to be very concerned about how bad we are making the entire coservative movement look because we are wasting our time talking about changing light bulbs.


14 posted on 08/14/2009 7:24:10 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: Borges
I'd like to be the first to flame you for misspelling "Freepers."

Mark

15 posted on 08/14/2009 7:24:19 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Borges

...and the whole gang to post in before the ZOT...


16 posted on 08/14/2009 7:24:21 AM PDT by JohnLongIsland
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To: Borges

And, a British poster to point out that an American 120v light bulb would immediately burn out in one of their 220v fixtures.


17 posted on 08/14/2009 7:24:28 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (When did it become the Democrat You-Shut-Up-And-Listen-To-Me Tour?)
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To: Borges

One to start a lightbulb “ping” list so that all future postings about this lightbulb get met with the same bashing.


18 posted on 08/14/2009 7:24:45 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: Always Right

Only 10?

Don’t forget those who would blame the fact that light bulbs burn out on illegal immigrants.


20 posted on 08/14/2009 7:25:25 AM PDT by perez24 (Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
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