Meet the Miss Universe Contestants!

FoxNews.com ^ | August, 2009

[ETL]

The contestants worked the runway in the Bahamas in a swim wear show leading up to the biggest pageant in the world on August 23.

[andy58-in-nh]

The legs on that Czech girl look like they are long enough to wrap around you and tie a square-knot.

That does promote some fascinating mental images. However, as a happily-married man, I would perhaps settle for sharing with that young lady a fine, cold Pilsen lager. In her navel.

[Erasmus]

I wonder if I can get the wife to make our next vacation in the Ukraine.

They call the country that because when you go there, Ukraine your neck a lot.

[dfwgator]

Enjoy Ukraine now before the Russkies gobble it up.

[ken5050]

When’s the burqini contest??

[NerdDad]

Shoot, I haven’t watched a pageant since I was a teenager and that was over 3 decades ago.

[b4its2late]

Good diversion in this time of craziness. I’ll gaze for a bit, then back to the politics...

[wastoute]

Holy Cow! Those Ukraine girls really knock me out!

Μολὼν λάβε

[wastoute]

I was gonna say, "Take two Czechs and call me in the morning..."

Μολὼν λάβε

[funkyant]

But the east asian women ARE the gold-digging shrews.

[b4its2late]

I like Russia. Miss Russia that is:

Sofia Rudyeva

[villagerjoel]

Yikes!

[ETL]

I only watch the swimsuit portion... and that’s just to see the latest trends in female swimwear. ;)

[B-Chan]

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I married the blue eyed, blonde, zaftig German-American goddess, and I’m very happy with her. But she’s hardly the typical American woman.

I’ll be frank: other than my wife and our friends who are ladies, I do not care for American women. Feminism and modern materialist culture has turned many of them into shrieking harpies. (And as for what American men have become... hoo boy.) If I were ever to become single again, God forbid!, it would be Japanese or nothing. And not just because of Japanese looks, but because of Japanese culture, which preserves traditional sexual roles.

In my experience, most American women are unbearable. A man would have to be nuts to marry one of those bloodsucking psychic vampires. I’m sure that good American women must exist out there, but I’m glad I don’t have to search for them.

[Clemenza]

VERY true! Unfortunately, yuppie metrosexual douchebags usually don't find that out until it is too late. They get involved with sweet little Lei Chen because they think she isn't as bossy or obsessed with her career. Then, slowly but surely, they see all of their disposable income going towards buying Manolo Blahniks for little Ms. Chen. I've seen it happen to friends of mine.

Its rough out here for a single guy, which is why I am lucky to have found someone that is neither a gold digger, a careerist, or American. :)

[b4its2late]

Ok, I’m in and I’ll take Ms Russia. See my post 110 that I posted before reading your post. You guys can have Venezuela and Ecuador.

[BlueNgold]

Czech!
Mate!

[BossLady]

Czech Pleaze!!! My Peeps! ;)

Miss Vietnam and Miss Indonesia leading the pack with votes on - http://www.missuniverse.com/members/contestants

Miss Iceland is a real beauty with a great smile if you're into blondes....

[NerdDad]

“as a happily-married man,”

I’m with you. See my tagline. Fortunately, she does let this old dog run to the end of the chain and bark occasionally... even if it is only at a picture or television screen.

My mom did me the biggest favor the one time she got to meet CDBear. I mouthed off something about the Cowboys cheerleaders back in the good old days when they were good enough to play games in December/January. CDBear looked at mom and asked, “Do they ever quit?” Mom told her, “If he ever quits looking, check him, he’s dead.” So, I’m allowed to **discreetly** glance occasionally, and howl from my virtual porch. I learned a long time ago where I belong and I’m happy to be allowed to spend (most) nights on the bed and not the couch or under the front porch.

And if that girl can drink a beer from her navel, I wanna watch. BWAHAHAHA

[ETL]

You guys can have Venezuela

Can I have her first??? Just for a little while...like 3-5 years.

Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez

[andy58-in-nh]

Miss Iceland is a real beauty with a great smile if you're into blondes....

I am, and with considerable frequency.