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| DR Roth
Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc
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To: Monkey Face
And now Sally is in the Jacuzzi tub. She’ll be a prune! Elen can have a turn tomorrow.
581
posted on
09/10/2009 5:12:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
Jacuzzis make shriveled people...like raisins...
582
posted on
09/10/2009 5:17:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Tax-chick
Tom is watching a show called “Dude, What Would Happen?” on Cartoon Network. The show is about farts. I’m series Do you have this book?
583
posted on
09/10/2009 7:23:03 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I miss the competent fiscal policy and flag waving patriotism of the Carter Administration)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Let me just say, you don’t want to be executed in a third-world gas chamber.
584
posted on
09/10/2009 8:37:16 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
To: NicknamedBob
Let me just say, you don’t want to be executed in a third-world gas chamber. Yup. First-world gas chambers are *much* cleaner. You don't have to worry about what diseases you might pick up.
585
posted on
09/10/2009 9:02:10 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
No, that’s one I’ve missed all these years.
586
posted on
09/11/2009 5:13:23 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
587
posted on
09/11/2009 5:21:56 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas; fanfan; Pippin; Danae; ...
588
posted on
09/11/2009 6:43:49 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; NicknamedBob
Maybe the kids can do some research this afternoon.
Theory. If you fart and belch at the same time your lungs would have all the air sucked out making you pass out.
To: Monkey Face
He is saying, Back off mai fud!
590
posted on
09/11/2009 7:07:11 AM PDT
by
Danae
(- Conservative does not equal Republican. Conservative does not compromise.)
To: Danae; Monkey Face
That’s what it sounded like to me, too.
591
posted on
09/11/2009 8:12:42 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick; Danae; ThomasThomas; Monkey Face
Morning, all. Got off to a reasonable start, got into work, got through my e-mail... and then went and got a glass of grapefruit juice. Now the stomach is really ill -- just like the last time I drank a glass of same (different bottle). *\:-(
Can't decide: stay in office and work (not pleasant prospect, it's Furlough Friday for many of these here and the place is like a morgue), or try to go home and work.
592
posted on
09/11/2009 8:41:41 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
I think you should not have any more grapefruit juice, period.
593
posted on
09/11/2009 9:01:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: Tax-chick
You may be right, though it's possible there are other factors. Perhaps interaction with some new medicine. Some hot cocoa is helping; things are just down to mild discomfort now.
Discomfort not helped by having to send an informational e-mail that could wind up adding to my responsibilities. Which might include the occasional trip to India -- while I enjoy being there, I hate the trips to and fro.
How are things there today? Are the shriveled kids unshriveled? Reshriveleing?
Fall weather is complete as of today. The autumnal morning fogs have arrived, burning off to bright, sunny days.
594
posted on
09/11/2009 9:55:37 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; fanfan; All
Hello! Again!
I finally got all my stuff of the patio so I can clean it up and sit outside! YAY, me!!!
Musta worked off at least 1000 calories...
Sion: cinnamon in your cocoa!!
We had a cat that would make the same kinds of noises if you pet him while he was eating. His name was Evinrude...
595
posted on
09/11/2009 10:27:55 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
No cinnamon in the office. Tummy much better but not enough to think about lunch. A little more work and one project is off my plate...
596
posted on
09/11/2009 11:24:47 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Maybe you should just keep a small cinnamon container at your desk. It’s even good in coffee!
597
posted on
09/11/2009 11:28:34 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
Yah, if I go down to the store maybe I’ll pick some up. But I don’t drink much coffee anymore.
598
posted on
09/11/2009 11:46:51 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
To: sionnsar
Put it in tea...cola, cocoa (of course) and even fruit juice.
(I’m A Believer!!)
599
posted on
09/11/2009 11:50:19 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
600
posted on
09/11/2009 11:50:38 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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