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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
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Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!

This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!


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To: Fred Nerks

Wow, Fred Nerks, Thanks for zeroing in on “Zero”!


521 posted on 09/08/2009 7:39:20 PM PDT by NorwegianViking (Organizing for America)
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To: BP2
Tell me about it...


522 posted on 09/08/2009 7:42:48 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 230 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: BP2

LOL! Thanks for the ping!

I saw the thread title and thought it looked familiar...as though I might have been here before. So I scanned the keywords to make sure. doodoosniffer: check. youmakemepuke: check. awalkingvomit: check.

Yeah, I guess I left my mark here a while back.


523 posted on 09/08/2009 7:45:12 PM PDT by TXBlair (Gleefully plumbing new depths of stupid on a daily basis.)
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To: NicknamedBob; All

remissness = reminisce

LOL - thanx. Spel chekers ar onli ass relaible ass thee peoples hoo opereight theme.


524 posted on 09/08/2009 7:51:46 PM PDT by BP2 (I think, therefore I'm a conservative)
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To: BP2

HAR!


525 posted on 09/08/2009 7:58:23 PM PDT by bitt (“You can’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak.” (Abraham Lincoln))
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To: BP2
hehe
526 posted on 09/08/2009 8:08:09 PM PDT by vigilante2
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To: BP2
"Spel chekers ar onli ass relaible ass thee peoples hoo opereight theme."

Yes, we can by no means afford to have Meihem In Ce Klasrum.

527 posted on 09/08/2009 8:11:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Having the Government care for you, and having it NOT care for you, is just whether you get a bill.)
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To: null and void; All

LOL - I've never seen that cartoon of the Delorean vs the Tardis. I'm curious as to the end result if that were to really happen ... who really knows, right?

It's similar to other unanswerable riddles like: what would happen if an unstoppable object hits an unmovable object; why is it that when you "go #2" you always look; or what happens if a Liberal is forced to encounter reality.

Luckily, the answer to the third riddle is not out of reach:


528 posted on 09/08/2009 8:28:59 PM PDT by BP2 (I think, therefore I'm a conservative)
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To: TXBlair
Welcome to this month's home of the Undead Thread!

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What's this all about?

Zotland the Craven
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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
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529 posted on 09/08/2009 8:32:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: BP2

It’s a Woot! shirt. (www.shirt.woot.com)

The irresistible force propagates through the immovable object.

Reality hasn’t quite hit that one.

Yet...


530 posted on 09/08/2009 8:36:32 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 230 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: sionnsar

Hahahaha! I followed one of your links back to the jj fate thread. Oh my gosh, blast from the past!!!!!! I love those keywords—and yes, I spotted a few obnoxious ones that I parked there myself.

I love FReepers. Thanks for the laugh!!!


531 posted on 09/08/2009 9:07:59 PM PDT by TXBlair (Gleefully plumbing new depths of stupid on a daily basis.)
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To: TXBlair
Good morning.


532 posted on 09/09/2009 5:20:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: null and void

So where’s my chocolate...??


533 posted on 09/09/2009 6:55:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: ifonlyallusawerenyc

534 posted on 09/09/2009 7:29:55 AM PDT by Clinging Bitterly (He must fail.)
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To: Tax-chick

My eldest sister lived in Brainard MN for a while, and while she was there, she went to the old cemetery and recorded the names and dates on all the tombstones. I think it took her a summer.

Cemeteries are cool to wander in.


535 posted on 09/09/2009 8:09:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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To: Monkey Face

Just back from my walk with Elen and Frank. Nice cemetery, the oldest graves, such as the founding Methodist pastor, were people born in the 1790s. Many of the same names as the black congregation half a mile away, but earlier dates - pre-Civil War - suggesting that Rehobeth Methodist Corneliuses originally owned the Mott’s Creek Methodist Corneliuses, and so on with the Beattys, McConnells, Howards, etc.


536 posted on 09/09/2009 8:14:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s cloudy and cool today, after some rain last night. Vlad’s in the lake with James and Tom.


537 posted on 09/09/2009 8:15:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

Oops, here comes the sun. Good thing the byos are coming in for lunch.


538 posted on 09/09/2009 8:41:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick
It’s cloudy and cool today, after some rain last night.

Same here.

539 posted on 09/09/2009 9:58:31 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick

It’a amazing what you can learn from cemeteries. It can often lead to genealogical research!!

I got side-tracked this morning, but I’m here. For now.

It’s so good to hear that the kids are having fun! Is Ash settling down?


540 posted on 09/09/2009 12:03:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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