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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE YEAR ZOT!!!!!
Starbase 5 Proxima 7 ^ | 5/3/51 | DR Roth

Posted on 08/08/2009 4:31:06 PM PDT by ifonlyallusawerenyc

HELLO!? Is this thing on? Good! Listen! Don't vote for Sarah Palin In 2012! America is attacked in 2013 she uses FEMA to lock up her oppenents and then takes over the world! Also they find a cure for Down syndrome and Trig becomes a brutal dictator killing billions!

This helps Michelle Obama XII Become intergalactic dictator. Please don't vote for... OMG! Someones coming!


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To: NicknamedBob

And a coffeepot. And a vacuum cleaner. And bathroom-cleaning supplies.


361 posted on 09/04/2009 2:41:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick
All cleaned up now. I went out for a few hours (camera in hand) during which they were going to call me when the tickets were approved -- but I never heard the cellphone ring. (My car is noisy.) The agent left a message that she was going to ticket it.

I just called back, had it confirmed that I was booked on only ONE flight MSP-SEA, and approved the purchase.

To what kind of place are you going?

362 posted on 09/04/2009 2:48:51 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

A rental house, on the lakefront (Duke Power hydroelectric reservoir) about an hour from home. It has bedlinens, but the owner hasn’t called back to say whether there are towels!

We’re not leaving home until 3-ish tomorrow, so it’s no big deal, except for my nerves.

I sent Anoreth an envelope today, including a print of the FReepmail with your phone numbers. Maybe you’ll hear from her if she wants a dinner out with adult company.


363 posted on 09/04/2009 2:51:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick
"And a vacuum cleaner. And bathroom-cleaning supplies."

No.

If you must, take a dictionary, so you can look up the word "vacation".

364 posted on 09/04/2009 3:03:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Obama's given us new momentum!" -- Yeah? Well so did blowing the scuttle plates on the Bismarck.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I can’t live somewhere for a week, with seven Male Family Members, if the bathrooms aren’t cleaned by somebody ... and there’s no maid service!


365 posted on 09/04/2009 3:04:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
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To: Tax-chick

And the vacuum?


366 posted on 09/04/2009 3:36:07 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick
Random thought ... is it a given that people with a lot of cats don't have any furniture?

I'm sure they had furniture at some time.

367 posted on 09/04/2009 4:20:44 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

There should be a vacuum in the closet.


368 posted on 09/04/2009 4:22:35 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

How are you, fanfan?


369 posted on 09/04/2009 4:25:03 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

I am Wonderful!

My septic problem was fixed today, and as soon as I got home from work, I had my first shower in 3 days. I don’t have to wash my hair and myself in the tiny sink at work tomorrow!

I love showers. I bet they have showers in heaven. :-D

I’m glad you were able to overcome the bureaucratic nightmare you posted above.

You two are going to have so much fun!


370 posted on 09/04/2009 4:44:10 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar

Slán!


371 posted on 09/04/2009 4:45:47 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan; SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
I love showers. I bet they have showers in heaven. :-D

Oh I HOPE they have showers in Heaven!!!

Big ones, complete with lightning and thunder! With the sweet smell of the air afterwards, and none of the mugginess.

I suppose rainbows might be a little much to ask for, though.

372 posted on 09/04/2009 4:54:52 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: fanfan; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"There should be a vacuum in the closet."

Page 317, paragraph B, of the Flying Castle Resident's Safety Handbook clearly states:

"If there is a vacuum in the closet, do not open the closet door."

373 posted on 09/04/2009 5:00:27 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Obama's given us new momentum!" -- Yeah? Well so did blowing the scuttle plates on the Bismarck.)
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To: fanfan; Tax-chick
You two are going to have so much fun!

Not this time. I'm going but she isn't. *\:-(

But frequently when things "like" this happen it turns out it was better. When she decided not to come with me to Vienna last fall it turned out that she would not have been able to get to her ailing mother's bedside before her passing.

On that one memory I will never forget: aboard the train to the airport headed home from my business in Vienna, passing through absolutely beautiful and tidy Austrian countryside, 8:15 AM... the phone vibrates and there's a text from LoM: "It is over."

I don't know how many SsIL (SILs?) have really great MsIL, but I was one of them. She's gone to her deserved reward; we just have to go on without her.

There is a possibility of LoM going with me to Madrid next March though, and she speaks Castilian Spanish (learned first) as well as Mexican (learned later). Might be amusing if at some dinner or other informal event she launches into a ranchera (typically a Mexican love song), and she knows a few even without her harp. "Those colonials!"

And a former priest of ours will not be that far away in Gibraltar...

374 posted on 09/04/2009 5:13:50 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: fanfan
Tapadh leat!!!

Health is a Good Thing.

375 posted on 09/04/2009 5:14:34 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face; Dr.Zoidberg; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; fanfan

Tour group through the zombie vats disembarks late on Monday.
(Is this enough time to ready all the needed equipment?)


376 posted on 09/04/2009 5:20:29 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; sionnsar; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Hard vacuum of space, we can intimidate it.
An Ork Upright vacuum?
Call in the heavy artillery, we’re in trouble.


377 posted on 09/04/2009 5:21:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar

I made it home just before the heavy rain... it’s so nice to sit here and listen to it!

Poor husband is out on his motorcycle. In Labor Day weekend traffic. Bad move.


378 posted on 09/04/2009 5:24:44 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (What came first? The word, or the thought behind the word?)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Heavy rain?

It's been perfectly quiet here, other than the ugly light that came up this afternoon.

But I just looked at the weather radar -- the rain is going to arrive here in minutes.

A breeze just wafted in, I can smell it coming.

379 posted on 09/04/2009 5:29:28 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Probably no more 5 minutes, from the radar.


380 posted on 09/04/2009 5:31:56 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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