Remember your 3 S's. Shoot, shovel, shut up.
My son keeps an open mind, but keeps his conservative beliefs.
Invite him over for some “end of life” counseling!
Take him rattlesnake hunting.
Tear your shirt, declare her “dead” and take her stuff.
Stick about 10 Palin bumper stickers on your car and arrive at your parents’ house before your sister and her boyfriend. That should do the trick. You’re welcome.
Okay, that might be a tad extreme.
But hey, if we're going to take our country back from the radical anti-American's, we're going to have to start somewhere, and starving the beast of it's air supply (brain dead voters) is a good place to start.
If you really feel you must be at least cordial, hand him copies of the Constitution, Bill of Rights, The Federalist papers, Thomas Paine's Common Sense, and the collected works of James Madison, Ben Franklin, Geo. Washington, and Thomas Jefferson.
Inform him that there will be a test. Failure is NOT an option! ;)
You have my sympathy. My sister IS an “Obamanut”! She is an uber liberal college professor.....makes Holiday gatherings rather tense in this family of conservatives. She has gone through three husbands (all conservative). Her only son is a “Ron Paul Libertarian”......a bit of poetic justice there.
I’m still holding out a bit of hope for her. She is showing seeds of a bit of disappointment in her “O-Hero”. I pray daily for her redemption. LOL!!!
Just chat him up by talking about yourself and toss him a Q off of it...”I used to carry a Kimber Stainless but now I’ve gone back to my old Smith and Wesson 41 magnum, uh, what do YOU carry?
Last weekend the mosquitos were so bad when we were out on maneuvers, uh, what militia column are YOU a member of?
Last November I field dressed this buck and later shot a bobcat using the gut pile as bait, uh, what kind of hunting do YOU do?
Point at him and laugh.
After a similar experience, I recommend no political discussions.
This is the last best advice you will get on this subject.
This is a guy right?
I didn’t know O-males liked girls. I knew they acted like girls, talked like girls, had feeeeeeelings like girls. Alot of them dress like girls and know what color mauve is.
I knew they had an impecable fashion sense but couldn’t start a chainsaw and have never even seen a 1/2inch extended anvil impact gun. I knew that they have incredibly soft skin and think chewing tobacco is “icky”...... But LIKE GIRLS?
Huh, thats a new one on me.
My sister-in-law and her metro-sexual, d-bag husband are flaming NYC liberals. Whenever we are approaching a family event, I always tell my wife that I won’t start anything but I will damn well finish it if they do!
I say get your facts together. If he dares to bring up an issue, calmly counter with facts. Try to stay calm and stick with reasonable and thoughful factual responses. Let him be the one getting flustered. Give him enough rope to hang himself. Then pat your little sister on the head and tell her lesson learned.
Plaster your entire house and lawn with conservative signs and banners.
Have FreeRepublic displayed on any available computer screens.
Have the whole family wearing “PALIN 2012” shirts and when he comes in the house, embrace him tightly, with a charmingly sinister smile and say “Welcome to the family, Bro!”.
Maybe he’ll run away...:)
Why is your sister looking twice at a raging lib? The smell alone would put me off. I suggest that this fellow is NOT the problem, but a symptom.
Let her go. It’s her choice who she dates. Maybe she’s not as conservative as you think?
Blood is thicker than political waters.
Seriously, there’s not much you can do about it. It’s your sister’s life. I’ve known couples who have been married for 20+ years where one spouse was very conversative and the other was very liberal. It happens.
and then call him Sissy from now on.