Posted on 08/02/2009 8:42:48 PM PDT by djf
Click the source URL to find out about exciting new opportunities!
Did you read the actual job being advertised here??
Do we get tasers to help keep you right wing extremists in line?
I wonder how Adolph would have advertised.
Wanted: Physically fit, ambitious individuals to work at various sites around Germany and Poland
Qualifications: Good social skills. Excellent marksmanship. Dedicated to following orders
LOL!
I did not.
But we need folks in the SC ANG.
LOL again.
Read the job description.
And reconsider...
My bad.
Yes, I thank you for posting this job Jet Jaguar.
Yep, I just haven’t got around to it yet.
Coming soon...and I’ll ping you, too.
Oh my gosh.....laughing in spite of myself...It’s still Sunday here, I’d ask the mod to pull this thread if I were you.
You have a good heart jet Jaguar.
I DONT QUAL
Color me amused but the "Monster" seems appropriate if not ironic for a Internment/Resettlement Specialist addvert
What gets me (I mean besides the overall audacity of it all) is that they seem to be targeting high school kids.
You know, the ones who get their amusement with video games, and putting cats in microwaves, those kind of kids.
THIS IS SOME SCARY STUFF, FOLKS!!!!!
See? As the economy collapses, new jobs open up!
Takes experience to handle millions of unemployed riff-raff!
Ping.
Maybe the saddest ping I ever made.
I’m copying and pasting the text of the job here in case it gets pulled off of Monster.
Job Title: Corrections Officer – Internment/Resettlement Specialist
* Company: Army National Guard
* Location: Multiple locations
* Job Status: Part Time
Employee
* Job Category: Security/Protective Services
* Career Level: Student (High School)
* Experience: Less than 1 Year
* Occupations: Correctional Officer
Military Combat
General/Other: Security/Protective Services
National Guard
Job Description
As an Internment/Resettlement Specialist for the Army National Guard, you will ensure the smooth running of military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility, similar to those duties conducted by civilian Corrections Officers. This will require you to know proper procedures and military law; and have the ability to think quickly in high-stress situations. Specific duties may include assisting with supervision and management operations; providing facility security; providing custody, control, supervision, and escort; and counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs.
By joining this specialty, you will develop the skills that will prepare you for a rewarding career with law enforcement agencies or in the private security field.
Earn while you learn
Get paid to learn! In the Army National Guard, you will learn valuable job skills while earning a regular paycheck and qualifying for tuition assistance.
Job training for an Internment/Resettlement Specialist requires approximately 19 weeks of One Station Unit Training, which includes Basic Training and Advanced Individual Training. Part of the training is spent in the classroom and part in the field. Some of the skills you’ll learn include military laws and jurisdictions; level of force procedures; unarmed self-defense techniques; police ethics procedures; interpersonal communications skills; close confinement operations; search and restraint procedures; use of firearms; custody and control procedures.
Benefits
· Paid training
· A monthly paycheck
· Montgomery G.I. Bill
· Up to 100 percent Tuition Assistance for college or vocational training (up to $4,500 per fiscal year, 1 October – 30 September)
· Retirement benefits for part-time service
· Low-cost life insurance (up to $400,000 in coverage)
· 401(k)-type savings plan
· Student Loan Repayment Program (up to $50,000, for existing loans)
Requirements
· High School Diploma or GED (If you do not have a diploma or GED, you may still apply – ask a recruiter about how the Army National Guard can help you earn your GED.)
· Must be between the ages of 17 and 35
· Must be able to pass a physical exam and meet legal and moral standards
· Must meet citizenship requirements (see http://www.nationalguard.com/monster / for details)
COMPANY OVERVIEW
Boasting more than 370 years of service, the Army National Guard is the largest reserve component, as well as the oldest branch of the military. In the Guard, you get the training from us, serve in your own community, and enhance your marketability for the higher paying jobs you are now seeking. We provide our members with college tuition assistance and offer attractive enlistment bonuses on top of paid training in all of our career fields. The Army National Guard has career opportunities in every State and U.S Territory, more than 3,600 training locations and more than 359,000 members.
National Guard
Contact Information
Vacancies in this position are subject to change. Click the “APPLY NOW” button to submit you information for contact by a National Guard Representative. Submitting your information does not obligate you to join, it gives you the chance to learn about your options and the more than 200 occupational specialties available in the National Guard.
FOLKS!!! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT JOBS AT CONCENTRATION CAMPS!!!
Possibly out of you area of interest, but you might want to ping the group
Thanks, let me read it first.
I’m too old to apply, but I’ll bet they could find another spot for me. [/not really that funny]
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