The Barack Obama Drinking Game

One Conservative Voice ^ | 7/22/2009 | UnknownVariable

[UnknownVariable]

With BHO scheduled to take to the airwaves yet again tonight, I thought it would be neat to make a drinking for tonight's address to the nation...

[Colonel_Flagg]

Every time the Socialist-in-Chief addresses the nation, I drink.

[byteback]

“If we do nothing”.... chug a beer

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"There are those who say..."

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

To get really hammered, take one drink every time he DOES NOT mention abortion.

[WOBBLY BOB]

“Politics as usual” chug...

[Loud Mime]

Smart - Liberals like to think they are smart.

[Vermont Lt]

Every time he says, “Look” I throw a glass at the TV.

To me that is the 21st century version of, “you people.”

I really, really dislike this guy on a personal level. I know that might be considered the politics of personal destruction. Yeah...thats about right.

[SERKIT]

"Let me be clear."
"Make no mistake."
"This is not about me."
"We must act now."
"We must act quickly."

And when off the 'prompter...
"Uh"
"Y'no"
"aaaaaand"
"Um"

And sometimes the truth flops out like Joe the Plumber exchange where he expresses his desire to "spread the wealth around".

[astyanax]

That would require actually watching it.
No thanks.
(But I’ll have a drink anyway.)

[Vermont Lt]

We could just drink every time he is on TV. We would stay drunk for the next three and a half years.

[NMEwithin]

Every time he looks from one TOTUS to the other you chug. Guaranteed sh!t-faced within 10 minutes.

[Political Junkie Too]

Inherited.

-PJ

[Danae]

A full beer bong very time he says: “Uh”

Total alcohol poisoning event under those circumstances.....

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

“special interests” (chug)

“crisis” (chug)

“chatter” (chug)

“I” (chug-a-lug)

[greatplains]

I’d have to get plastered in order to watch the clown. It’s bad enough just reading what he said.

[Clemenza]

Be careful. I almost became an alcoholic after doing something similar watching reruns of the old “Bob Newhart” show.

[Political Junkie Too]

"We don't need [another]..."

-PJ

[BunnySlippers]

Possibly petty ... but he pronounces “to” as “ta”.

He sounds awful speaking. I refuse to listen.

[KC_Conspirator]

Take one drink whenever Mr. Hopey-Changey says “Hope” or “Change”.