[Colonel_Flagg]

Every time the Socialist-in-Chief addresses the nation, I drink.

[byteback]

“If we do nothing”.... chug a beer

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

"There are those who say..."

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

To get really hammered, take one drink every time he DOES NOT mention abortion.

[WOBBLY BOB]

“Politics as usual” chug...

[Loud Mime]

Smart - Liberals like to think they are smart.

[SERKIT]

"Let me be clear."
"Make no mistake."
"This is not about me."
"We must act now."
"We must act quickly."

And when off the 'prompter...
"Uh"
"Y'no"
"aaaaaand"
"Um"

And sometimes the truth flops out like Joe the Plumber exchange where he expresses his desire to "spread the wealth around".

[astyanax]

That would require actually watching it.
No thanks.
(But I’ll have a drink anyway.)

[NMEwithin]

Every time he looks from one TOTUS to the other you chug. Guaranteed sh!t-faced within 10 minutes.

[Political Junkie Too]

Inherited.

-PJ

[Danae]

A full beer bong very time he says: “Uh”

Total alcohol poisoning event under those circumstances.....

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

“special interests” (chug)

“crisis” (chug)

“chatter” (chug)

“I” (chug-a-lug)

[greatplains]

I’d have to get plastered in order to watch the clown. It’s bad enough just reading what he said.

[Clemenza]

Be careful. I almost became an alcoholic after doing something similar watching reruns of the old “Bob Newhart” show.

[Political Junkie Too]

"We don't need [another]..."

-PJ

[KC_Conspirator]

Take one drink whenever Mr. Hopey-Changey says “Hope” or “Change”.

[Oratam]

“I was elected to . . . .”

[Malone LaVeigh]

Anyone have a take on how well the liquor industry has been doing since this cl0wn took office?

[bigbob]

Cripes, just cut to the chase and take a drink every time he says “uhhh....”

You’ll be plastered in the first 5 minutes.

[Chong]

And if you REALLY want to get drunk QUICKLY, every time Th0 0ne says,

Annnnnnnd.... Thaaaaaat... Er... Take a drink.

Shouldn’t take but a minute to put you all out of your misery!