A knocked up stoner, who'd have thunk it?
Posted on 07/09/2009 10:45:59 AM PDT by lewisglad
Blood suckers must not have hearts, because RPattz has apparently dumped Kristen Stewart while their sparkly vampire baby love child is baking in her womb (yes, I believe everything I read on the internets)!! Life & Style says that RPattz has dropped Kristen Stewart off at the section marked "IT'S OVAH" and has no plans of picking her back up.
A sourcey says that he's moved on from Kristen to his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin. The source watched the two canoodling at the Bowery Hotel in NYC on June 14th. When Elizabeth Reaser, one of the other actors from the movie, came to join them, Emilie told her how hard it was kissing RPattz in front of the cameras. Elizabeth responded with, "However you kiss Rob in real life, just do that!"
Well, there you go. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the crazed mob of horny Twitards to trample Emilie to death. Send her funeral bill to Life & Style.
Here's Rob filming in NYC yesterday. Expect one of the weeklies to have one of these pictures on their cover next week with the headline: "Emilie who?! Rob's romantic date at Chuck E. Cheese with his other co-star."
Sure but it still would have been better had she done herself first then go after him.
A knocked up stoner, who'd have thunk it?
I have no idea who these people are.
I can honestly say that I have never heard of ANY of the people mentioned in this article.
Actually, I think it's the perfect analogy!
Kristen looks like she’s done that before
Old Chaucerian parable:
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas!
They are the stars of a horrifically bad movie called ‘Twilight’ based on the just as awful book series of the same name, featuring good vampires that SPARKLE when they go out in the sunlight... yeah... it’s unbelievable.
For some inexplicable reason (perhaps because there are no words bigger than ‘glowering’ and ‘smoldering’ in the entire 400+ pages of each book) this is immensely popular among teenage girls. Apparently, people were afraid this relationship would ‘ruin’ the second movie in the series, but really, you could translate the plot into Japanese and back again using Babelfish and then stage the thing using sock puppets and it wouldn’t be any worse.
nice homepage but you’re very inexperienced on monogamy or family
former horndog like you with a long list of scalps but now happily married daddy of 5
try it you’ll like it
you won’t want to die, monogamy has nothing to do with that
My youngest daughter is 17 years old and she has only a slight awareness of who these people are.
Of course, she is a Junior at a major southern college, majoring in Political Science, with Law School in mind...so, perhaps that has something to do with it.
She is either over-educated or under-aware.
I prefer the under-aware scenario, coupled with the fact that she is just too busy studying and learning to be aware of such vapid subjects, such as the movie you describe, or the actors/actresses that were part of it.
I’ll agree with under-aware, cause my sister is the same age as your daughter and also extremely bright, but she’s in high school so she’s surrounded by girls who do read those books and do probably feel ‘smart’ for reading 400+ page books that contain almost nothing but descriptions of how nice the male lead smells and how his body is ‘chiseled’ and his eyes are ‘smoldering’... also, where I work, you just pick this stuff up through osmosis, but it’s still a job that pays money so I’m not going to complain.
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