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Posted on 06/26/2009 9:34:43 PM PDT by Califreak
I am trying to spell the sound I make inside when I consider our new so called management and see how awful things have become. Any ideas?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: vanity
I have no way of describing how awful it all is.
There is no word or sound foul enough to describe the horror of DC.
Help!
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:34:44 PM PDT
by
Califreak
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:38:08 PM PDT
by
fso301
To: Califreak
bbbbarrrRRAACKKK!!!
(We called it parking a Buick in school, lol)
To: Califreak
It used to be spelled D-E-M-O-C-R-A-T, but some wise person shortened it to R-A-T after a short national debate.
-PJ
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:41:22 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(This just in... Voting Republican is a Terrorist act!)
To: Califreak; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
CAT: Hey! I’ve got you now! (Holding out his letters up for LISTER to see.) Jozxyqk.
LISTER: That’s not a word.
CAT: It’s a cat word.
LISTER attempts to pronounces the cat “word.”
CAT: That’s not how you pronounce it!
LISTER: What’s it mean?
CAT: It’s the sound you get when you get your sexual organs trapped in something
CAT demonstrates with his hands a book shutting and pronounces the word again.
LISTER: Is it in the dictionary?
CAT: Well, it could be. If you were reading in the nude and you closed the book too quickly.
CAT mines this action and says the word again.
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:43:53 PM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 158 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:45:28 PM PDT
by
occamrzr06
(What? Right Now?)
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:47:26 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/26/2009 9:52:38 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Prepare. It's Coming.)
To: Califreak; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; aculeus; dighton; Petronski; Ezekiel; Constitution Day
To: Califreak
My dog ate some leftover barley I put out for the chickens and an hour or so later he rolled over for a belly rub and cut one that, had it been putrid rotting Chinese-made dog food & buzzard barf instead of barley, would have a stench similar to that of an elected official.
It "sounded" something like this :
phfffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoouuuuuuuurrrrrlllllllllll...rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppphfffffffffftttttttttttttthhluuuuht!
Or phfeourl-ripfthluht for short.
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posted on
06/26/2009 10:03:59 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Califreak
Gurrkplrkxsssssssahggmn!
I believe that is the word you’re looking for
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posted on
06/26/2009 10:06:19 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: null and void
That's the one thing on TV that I miss since I quit watching tv.
Cat wouldv'e made a much better POTUS than the litter box fritter we have now.
Maybe the sound spelling we are looking for is "POOTUS."
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posted on
06/26/2009 10:11:39 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Califreak
What a relief!
I thought this would be one of those useless threads like “What kind of oil should I use in my Cummins Diesel??”
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posted on
06/26/2009 10:15:10 PM PDT
by
djf
(Go tell everybody its calm before the storm Can you hear the distant thunder baby....)
To: Califreak
Is it a snerk? Or a blench?
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posted on
06/26/2009 10:15:32 PM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(It takes a viking to raze a village!)
To: djf
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posted on
06/26/2009 11:10:52 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(Dissident under duress)
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/26/2009 11:20:24 PM PDT
by
Not now, Not ever!
(The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
To: Daffynition
I don’t know why, but that one caught my funny bone bad. ROFL!
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posted on
06/27/2009 12:55:04 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(The New York Times is a Communist Kamikaze.)
To: Califreak
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/27/2009 10:45:33 AM PDT
by
BfloGuy
(It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we can expect . . .)
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