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Spanish Bar Offers Free Drinks for Insults
Bartlesville Live ^ | 6/25/09

Posted on 06/25/2009 12:45:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A bar in Spain is encouraging its customers to insult its staff by offering free drinks to the funniest abusers.

The owner of the bar says he's introduced the idea as a way for his customers to release their frustrations of every day life.

Customers who belt out the most original or funny abuse will be rewarded with free drinks.


TOPICS: Food; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bars; insults; spain
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They water their drinks!
1 posted on 06/25/2009 12:45:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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That ain’t water...


2 posted on 06/25/2009 12:50:06 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: nickcarraway

“Senor, you are a humungous creep face, and your mama zita has the face of a burro!”

I’ll have a manhattan please.


3 posted on 06/25/2009 12:50:30 PM PDT by RexBeach
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To: nickcarraway

Will end in a lawsuit.


4 posted on 06/25/2009 12:50:43 PM PDT by exist
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“Your brain is so small that if it were shoved up the rear end of an ant it would rattle around like a BB in an empty boxcar.”


5 posted on 06/25/2009 12:52:21 PM PDT by gdzla
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To: nickcarraway

A bar encouraging its drunk patrons to insult the staff.

This can’t end good...


6 posted on 06/25/2009 12:52:42 PM PDT by Lx
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To: nickcarraway

For a fat girl you don’t sweat a lot.


7 posted on 06/25/2009 12:53:55 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: nickcarraway

Al Franken probably goes there and gets s@#Tfaced on a regular basis.


8 posted on 06/25/2009 12:54:41 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
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To: Lx; tx_eggman

I used to know a bar back home where you could get all the free drinks you wanted, drink all night, and at closing time you could stay and get laid for free...

Never worked out for me so much, but happened every weekend for my sister.


9 posted on 06/25/2009 12:55:16 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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Best laugh of the day.


10 posted on 06/25/2009 12:56:11 PM PDT by Luke21
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“Your brain is so small that if it were shoved up the rear end of an ant it would rattle around like a BB in an empty boxcar.”

ROTFLOL! Is that a quote from John Kerry's middle-school yearbook??
Naw...probably Zero's...
11 posted on 06/25/2009 12:56:42 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
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To: SpinnerWebb
Worked for me. I dated a bartender.

Our only bone of contention was that I was rowing Crew and didn't want to over-imbibe on the free drinks. I didn't understand her position as it wasn't like she needed to get me drunk.

12 posted on 06/25/2009 12:59:12 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: nickcarraway

This bar is gayer than a tennis helmet!


13 posted on 06/25/2009 12:59:17 PM PDT by The Toll
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To: nickcarraway

Has Spain heard of Yo’ Mama jokes? LOL


14 posted on 06/25/2009 1:00:02 PM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: nickcarraway

Free drinks for the most belligerent patrons.
What could possibly go wrong?


15 posted on 06/25/2009 1:00:02 PM PDT by counterpunch (In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
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To: nickcarraway

You play soccer like ... a Spaniard ...


16 posted on 06/25/2009 1:01:03 PM PDT by BlueNgold (... Feed the tree!)
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To: SpinnerWebb

LMAO


17 posted on 06/25/2009 1:01:48 PM PDT by BlueNgold (... Feed the tree!)
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To: nickcarraway

Your mother was chased by bulls, your father was a girly-man.


18 posted on 06/25/2009 1:02:14 PM PDT by alarm rider (My tagline is on vacation.)
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Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!


19 posted on 06/25/2009 1:03:46 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: nickcarraway
IWHBYD
20 posted on 06/25/2009 1:05:59 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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