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Bank Faliures
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Posted on 06/21/2009 12:17:33 PM PDT by al baby

I hear The Origami Bank had folded, The Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches and The Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song.


TOPICS: Humor
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I thought it was funny
1 posted on 06/21/2009 12:17:34 PM PDT by al baby
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To: al baby

Please tell me what happened to the martial arts bank??? All my fortunes cookies are tied up there!


2 posted on 06/21/2009 12:22:48 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: al baby

Something’s fishy at the Sushi bank


3 posted on 06/21/2009 12:27:54 PM PDT by muir_redwoods ( Hey, remember the last head of state who dictated the design of automobiles?)
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To: al baby

Will the First Bank of Geisha restore my Yen for life??


4 posted on 06/21/2009 12:30:08 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: al baby

The bank of San Fransisco just plain sucks.


5 posted on 06/21/2009 12:35:15 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: al baby; Tax-chick; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; aculeus; dighton; Petronski; ...
Bank Faliures

F A L I

6 posted on 06/21/2009 12:36:52 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: al baby

The Blood Bank is bleeding also...


7 posted on 06/21/2009 12:42:01 PM PDT by ex91B10 (The only response now is mass resistance.)
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To: al baby

Will the Bank of Nunchaks take a whack at the problem??


8 posted on 06/21/2009 12:42:34 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: al baby

The Bank of Hari-Kari did itself in!!!


9 posted on 06/21/2009 12:46:14 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: martin_fierro
F A I L Fail.
10 posted on 06/21/2009 12:52:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, then Barack Obama is Jar-Jar Binks!")
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To: al baby

Kamas-Sutra Bank takes a stab at the problem!


11 posted on 06/21/2009 12:55:36 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
The Bullet Bank is shot.

The Ice Bank's assets are frozen.

The Acid Bank is still solvent.


12 posted on 06/21/2009 1:03:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, then Barack Obama is Jar-Jar Binks!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Bank of Bratty Little Kids was pulled kicking and screaming out of the situation!!


13 posted on 06/21/2009 1:08:51 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristote)
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To: al baby

Bankers do it with interest. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.


14 posted on 06/21/2009 1:22:56 PM PDT by Free State Four
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To: Slings and Arrows

15 posted on 06/21/2009 1:24:28 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: al baby

The Charmin and Cottonelle banks are about to hit bottom.


16 posted on 06/21/2009 1:45:55 PM PDT by optiguy (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Daffynition

The Sperm Bank is impotent.


17 posted on 06/21/2009 2:05:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, then Barack Obama is Jar-Jar Binks!")
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To: handy old one

Assets over at the The Silicon Bank have grown to where things are perking up.

parsy, who likes to keep abreast of things.


18 posted on 06/21/2009 2:10:36 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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To: handy old one

The Samurai Bank has sliced dividends.

parsy, who loves this kind of stuff.


19 posted on 06/21/2009 2:11:53 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Banks of the Devon have liquidated.

parsy, who is going thru the Rye.


20 posted on 06/21/2009 2:14:35 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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