~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~

The Peoples Cube ^ | June 10, 2009 | By Superkommissar Maksim

[Lucky9teen]

Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show


The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .

You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.

The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance. 



The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings, they simply get appointed. Not only do they have immunity from elimination, Obama is likely to appoint more in the coming months.

Episode One will feature President Obama and TARP Czar Herb Allison. You will marvel at their prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.

Following episodes are sure to feature Energy Czar Carol Browner and Health Reform Czar Nancy-Ann DeParle. With their solutions to problems being just the opposite of what is needed, their performance is guaranteed to be dangerous and entertaining.

Then there is Stimulus Accountability Czar Earl Devaney; his title alone is pure entertainment and his tap dancing will astound all.

Other dancers such as InfoTech Czar, and Urban Czar are quite the mystery. No one seems to know exactly what they do. Do they have talent or were they appointed to their positions as political favors? You'll have to watch to find out.

Tune in this season and watch which liberties and freedoms will be eroded first, on Dancing with the Czars! Coming to all state-run media outlets.

[sunny48]

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, ‘Now you stay. Do you hear me?’

‘Stay! Stay!’

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said,

‘Why don’t you just put it in park?’

[sunny48]

A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modelling without my clothes on (he’ll never know the difference), and I’ll return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

[girlscout]

[Shyla]

Me too!!

Mine are white.

[paulycy]

Pelosi, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?

Pelosi. She landed on her face and bounced.

[Shyla]

That t-shirt is hysterical.

[girlscout]

Mine are black. In fact, I have 4 pairs of black ones ... so I guess that old saying is true.

[CSM]

What does Obama have in common with God?

Neither has a birth certificate!

(Thanks Rush)

[CSM]

What is the difference between God and Obama?

God doesn’t think he is Obama!

(Thanks again Rush)

[Shyla]

hahahahahahahahaha

[girlscout]

LOL!!

[CSM]

I gots yer Penguins here: http://my.wrif.com/mim/?p=2296

[GSWarrior]

Some people like their eminems with nuts.

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

Hey, you could be the next Cupcake Czar!

[Lucky9teen]

Don't mess with the elephant!!

[Shyla]

Lol or Czarina...