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| June 10, 2009
| By Superkommissar Maksim
Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show
The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .
You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.
The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance.
The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings, they simply get appointed. Not only do they have immunity from elimination, Obama is likely to appoint more in the coming months.
Episode One will feature President Obama and TARP Czar Herb Allison. You will marvel at their
prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.
Following episodes are sure to feature Energy Czar Carol Browner and Health Reform Czar Nancy-Ann DeParle. With their solutions to problems being just the opposite of what is needed, their performance is guaranteed to be dangerous and entertaining.
Then there is Stimulus Accountability Czar Earl Devaney; his title alone is pure entertainment and his tap dancing will astound all.
Other dancers such as InfoTech Czar, and Urban Czar are quite the mystery. No one seems to know exactly what they do. Do they have talent or were they appointed to their positions as political favors? You'll have to watch to find out.
Tune in this season and watch which liberties and freedoms will be eroded first, on Dancing with the Czars! Coming to all state-run media outlets.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: america2point0; asocialistamerica; czar; czars; laughwhileyoucan; obama; obamajokes; obamunism; ofst; senateconfirmation; silliness; tyranny; ussa
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm ready for OFST!
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posted on
06/12/2009 5:42:12 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Lucky9teen
We're ready for OFST! (really soon now)
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posted on
06/12/2009 5:43:36 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
I promise a chicken in every pot and a Czar in every garage.
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posted on
06/12/2009 5:43:58 AM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
To: Lucky9teen
WooHooo, yay, silliness is here...
24
posted on
06/12/2009 5:46:40 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
To: CSM
To: Lucky9teen
Who’s body is that on the ‘dancing with the czars’ poster? She is smokin’ hot.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2009 6:13:10 AM PDT
by
erkyl
(We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2009 6:14:38 AM PDT
by
BigFinn
(Only the insane would ever elect a President Hussein?)
To: LongElegantLegs
Her's:
Edyta Sliwinska.
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posted on
06/12/2009 6:18:32 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
To: NCC-1701
Wow.
She should be the health czar.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2009 6:25:39 AM PDT
by
girlscout
(Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
To: Lucky9teen
“...more czars than a Romanov wedding...”
Charles Krauthammer
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posted on
06/12/2009 6:25:48 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts....)
To: LongElegantLegs
She surely is healthy enough.
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posted on
06/12/2009 6:27:01 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: Lucky9teen; All
To: LongElegantLegs
39
posted on
06/12/2009 7:02:30 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/12/2009 7:02:59 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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