"Righteous Bucks..."
Posted on 05/27/2009 12:39:30 PM PDT by lewisglad
UsWeekly should go ahead and change their name to Beaver Hair Weekly, because this is the 5th week in a row that Drunky & Skanky Plus How Many Kids Do We Have Again? are on the cover.
TLC should also send UsWeekly s a thank you, because if it wasn't for them 10 million people wouldn't have watched the season premiere.
In this week's issue, we learn that Kate hoards money, HATES the color burgundy and regularly counsels Satan on how to be more evil. Let's get the details, shall we?
One source tells Us that when Jon used to work at Style Craft, she gave him $5 a day to spend. If Jon asked for more money, Kate would flip.
Maybe she kept him on an allowance, so he wouldn't spend all their cash on whores and the sweet sauce?
The source (aka Aunt Jodi) also says that Jon and Kate lied when they said he quit his job, because they wouldn't provide health insurance for their army of children.
Apparently, Jon got pink-slipped after he got caught " misusing company resources." His employers also weren't happy when Kate would storm in. One time, Jon's father forgot to bring Kate lunch and she took it out on everyone at the office, "She got up out of bed rest to come in and yell at anyone who would listen!"
As for the color burgundy, it is one of Kate's arch rivals. One of Jon's father's friends gave the family a van and Kate never uttered the words "thank you."
Instead she traded it in, because the color burgundy reminds her of a real heart. Since she doesn't have one, the color has always made her ANGRYYYYY!!!!
Well, there's your daily dose! Doesn't it make you want to yell at a b*ch for breathing too loud? The feeling is exhilarating, isn't it?
"Righteous Bucks..."
Ugh. I just had to spray-wash my monitor...
How true.
The sad part is the avg Amurrican is paying way more attention to this than to the socialist girl Baraq nominated for SCOTUS.
Hates Burgundy....Damn.
I have seen the color burgundy though!
You may have the FReep part of your screen name right, but obviously no the fearless part! Time to grow some balls.
What a great way to push him into having an affair on you, just because.
My wife, God love her, watches these kinds of shows, so I have seen snippets of this and other such mind wasters. Trust me, you haven't missed a thing.
I saw a kid wearing one of those monkeys yesterday!
I prefer holding the hand, myself.
1 set of twins + 1 group of sextuplets = reality show
” When I saw promos for this show (which I never watched), I thought it’d be a healthy view of a large family, a way to show America that even with that many kids, a household with two loving parents can be a functional family.”
There is a show on the same channel called “Table for 12”, which matches that description.
I only watch it once in a while.
I would rather they are paid for this reality show than on food stamps.
I think the fall of Jon & Kate Gosselin are all part of the leftist narrative remarking the “end of Christianity.”
NYT did an op-ed about them last summer, slamming them for taking their kids to an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii. It was timed near the release of Kate’s book on praying her way through her pregnancy.
Whether it’s Mel Gibson, Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggert or Carrie Prejean, there’s nothing our Marxist Drive-by Media likes more than to kick the tar out of a Christian while they’re down.
They say this like spending cash on whores and the sweet sauce is a bad thing.
I call that show "That Poor, Stupid Man".
I LOVE watching the DUGGARS!! Talk about a GREAT family!!
Good post, funny article. Thanks. I like(d) the show, had no idea about their problems, but found Kate annoying (I only started watching a few months ago). Saw the season opener. Very sad state of affairs.
How much do you think he should get?
Why would you limit it? Isn't he a responsible adult, capable of making adult decisions. The way you put it, you obviously think he's a piece of property you get to boss around and keep on a tight leash. Sad. You're married to a gelding.
I have NO respect for women who put their men on an "allowance" and the same for men who do the same to women.
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