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Lady GaGa: Mistaken For Russian Hooker
thehollywoodgossip ^ | May 19th, 2009

Posted on 05/19/2009 1:27:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono

Lady GaGa is no Ashley Dupre. But she does dress like one.

Who can really blame Russian police for a misunderstanding in which mistook Lady for a streetwalker while she was posing for photos in Moscow's Red Square.

GaGa, who was wearing a leather leotard at the time - do you even need to ask why? - asked her driver to stop at the landmark to take some pictures of her.

That's when suspicious cops arrived, out of nowhere, and called a halt to the dubious operation. Apparently in the Russian capital, people wearing leather leotards while posing in front of historic sites is not as commonplace as you might think.

Eventually, Lady GaGa was able to clear up the terrible misunderstanding and get her barely covered ass out of Russia. She continued on to Australia, where more people surely will mistake her for a prostitute, but will likely be less surprised.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ladygaga
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To: AxelPaulsenJr

21 posted on 05/19/2009 1:49:18 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono
GaGa, who was wearing a leather leotard at the time - do you even need to ask why?

Actually, yes, we do.

22 posted on 05/19/2009 1:50:38 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (Have you risen above your own public education today?)
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To: JoeProBono

What hockey team does she play goalie for?


23 posted on 05/19/2009 1:50:51 PM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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To: JoeProBono

You can’t fool me. That’s a dude.


24 posted on 05/19/2009 1:52:04 PM PDT by PressurePoint (Conservative = Liberty, Security, Prosperity)
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To: JoeProBono

How long you figure those take to lace up?


25 posted on 05/19/2009 1:54:15 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Joiseydude
What hockey team does she play goalie for?

My guess is that she's never stopped a "shot on goal" in her life...

26 posted on 05/19/2009 1:56:53 PM PDT by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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To: BlueMondaySkipper
My guess is that she's never stopped a "shot on goal" in her life...

And there lies the problem.

27 posted on 05/19/2009 1:59:34 PM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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To: JoeProBono
Who is this crazy-looking hooker?

Never heard of her.

28 posted on 05/19/2009 2:02:40 PM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: BlueMondaySkipper
On the one hand, she's very sexy. In a weird, freaky, trashy kind of way.

on the other hand ...


29 posted on 05/19/2009 2:03:11 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: JoeProBono
Yes, that is a zipper eye patch.


30 posted on 05/19/2009 2:04:26 PM PDT by maggief
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To: stainlessbanner

I would have been more impressed if they were single laces...anyone can buy a few pairs.


31 posted on 05/19/2009 2:04:27 PM PDT by fml
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To: Hodar
I believe she's the big-thing in Great Brittan.

Nah, I never heard of her.

32 posted on 05/19/2009 2:05:19 PM PDT by agere_contra
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To: JoeProBono
Lady GaGa is no Ashley Dupre.

No, Ashley is far better looking..................

33 posted on 05/19/2009 2:09:22 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: JoeProBono

Why has this average at best looking broad managed to apparently make herself known in the UK with bright colors and kinky clothes?

I know there are some real lookers in Britain that are a lot easier on the eyes.


34 posted on 05/19/2009 2:13:47 PM PDT by webschooner
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To: webschooner

35 posted on 05/19/2009 2:16:37 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Lawrence Welk is spinning in his grave...


36 posted on 05/19/2009 2:17:31 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: JoeProBono
She continued on to Australia, where more people surely will mistake her for a prostitute or crocodile food ;-)
37 posted on 05/19/2009 2:26:37 PM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: SIDENET

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_GaGa


38 posted on 05/19/2009 2:31:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Yuch!! A lawsuit needs to be filed...On Behalf of Russian Hookers...For Defemation. That looks like a really ugly fat tranny........Or Paris Hilton in 5 years....LOL


39 posted on 05/19/2009 2:36:18 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: JoeProBono

The cops were paid to make the arrest


40 posted on 05/19/2009 2:43:10 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Crucify ! Crucify ! Crucify him!!)
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