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2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser
Associated Press ^ | May 14, 2009 | Unknown

Posted on 05/14/2009 5:23:33 PM PDT by decimon

Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser.

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The geyser was not erupting at the time.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: fired; freepun; healthnazis; nationalparks; yellowstone
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1 posted on 05/14/2009 5:23:33 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

Old Faithful must be pi##ed!


2 posted on 05/14/2009 5:24:56 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
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To: decimon

“The geyser was not erupting at the time”

Too bad....


3 posted on 05/14/2009 5:25:07 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
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To: decimon

“The geyser was not erupting at the time”

well, duh. Otherwise there might have been a wee problem.

;)


4 posted on 05/14/2009 5:25:40 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: decimon

What are they supposed to do for excitement when tourist season hasn’t yet arrived?


5 posted on 05/14/2009 5:25:46 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: decimon

You can get fired for whizzing into a geyser?

Good to know.


6 posted on 05/14/2009 5:26:48 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: decimon

That’s a good way to win a Darwin Award. Even if the geyser is not erupting, the ground around such thermal formations are not that sound. Step in the wrong spot and fall into scalding hot water.


7 posted on 05/14/2009 5:27:15 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (Minnesota - You all can go to hell. I'm going to Texas.)
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To: decimon

Giving Yellowstone a bad name.


8 posted on 05/14/2009 5:27:17 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are a ruled people, serfs to the Federal Oligarchy -- and the Tree of Liberty thirsts)
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To: decimon

It’s stories like this that really piss me off.


9 posted on 05/14/2009 5:27:41 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (It's only recoil)
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To: decimon
Memo to self: Do not eat yellow snow OR drink yellow geyser water.
10 posted on 05/14/2009 5:30:17 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (What did Obama's Teleprompter know, and when did it know it...)
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To: ClearCase_guy
Giving Yellowstone a bad name.

Giving Yellowstone its yellow.

11 posted on 05/14/2009 5:31:29 PM PDT by decimon
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To: RandallFlagg

That is not in my corporate behavior booklet.


12 posted on 05/14/2009 5:32:09 PM PDT by omega4179 (Boycott government communist tractor factories!)
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To: decimon

WTF? If there were tourists around then yes, but otherwise where’s the bloody harm in wizzing on the ground?? Give me a break.


13 posted on 05/14/2009 5:32:59 PM PDT by FReepaholic (Endeavor to persevere.)
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It is a delicate ecosystem.
Mind you a Moose or an Elk could whiz in it all day long and that would be considered natural.


14 posted on 05/14/2009 5:36:39 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Fred Hayek

Exactly, which is amazing when you go there and watch the buffalo walk all around them, including Old Faithful. I don’t see how these guys could’ve done this, there’s people there all the time.


15 posted on 05/14/2009 5:37:37 PM PDT by Citizen of the Savage Nation
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To: decimon

the real insult here is that our “dear leader” did not collect a urination, defecation, dehydration, soda, tobacco, liquor, ding-dong, doughnut, oxygen tax from their behavior. their bodily filtration system, without paying their due carbon tax, is an insult to all those who stand in gubmint lines to collect what is due them. i ‘jus be ‘wantin my pie!!!


16 posted on 05/14/2009 5:39:03 PM PDT by robomatik
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To: decimon

It would take a lot more than that to do any damage!


17 posted on 05/14/2009 5:39:08 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: decimon

It’s a little known fact that Old Faithful only erupts when toilets are flushed at the Old Faithful Inn. The plumbing was broken down that day, and the employees were just doing their best to keep up the flow.


18 posted on 05/14/2009 5:39:34 PM PDT by hellbender
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To: FReepaholic
WTF? If there were tourists around then yes, but otherwise where’s the bloody harm in wizzing on the ground?? Give me a break.

Actually, when I was there, there were signs all around every geyser and hot spring saying that even the smallest pollutant could wreck the geyser over time (although I think they were talking about solid pollutants). Whether that is true or not, how do you get millions of tourists to obey these signs if your own employees won't?
19 posted on 05/14/2009 5:40:25 PM PDT by fr_freak
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To: decimon

Years ago, 3 employees took a large valve out & placed it near (not on!) Old Faithful. When they felt the rumblings a bit, they turned the crank. Then a bit more, and finally one shouted, “All the way!”. They spun the valve and Old Faithful went shooting up.

They were fired, too.


20 posted on 05/14/2009 5:41:30 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (Everything for Unions, Nothing for Defense!)
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