Make way, ladies: Michelle Obama hits sexy list (Caption This)

http://www.leaderpost.com ^ | May 14, 2009 12:01 PM | Agence France-Presse

[Lucky9teen]

WASHINGTON - For the first time the U.S. First Lady has made Maxim magazine's annual top 100 list of "hottest women in the world," with Michelle Obama making the grade at number 93.



Billed as the "stimulus package America really needs," the British-based international magazine known for revealing pictorials of models and actresses showcases Obama in her tasteful official White House portrait.



In the rare accolade for a political spouse, the magazine notes that her husband President Barack Obama "may be dealing with two wars, an economic meltdown, and a rapidly graying dome.



"But at least our Commander in Chief gets to come home to the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States."



Obama has been hailed as a style icon by fashionistas around the world since her husband was elected president.



Maxim's self-described "eyeball-searing, fantasy-fulfilling, brain-exploding" list has Obama topping "Top Chef" host and model Padma Lakshmi (95) and Oscar-winning "Wrestler" star Marisa Tomei (97).



The magazine, which has a monthly U.S. circulation of some 2.5 million and is distributed throughout the world, moved over last year's chart-topper "Transformers" star Megan Fox to give the number one spot to TV's "House" actress Olivia Wilde.

[ArrogantBustard]

I was tryin' to be nice ... bad idea in that case ...

Here's Mamie Eisenhower, as First Lady:

Yeah, I like her. That's why I posted 3 pics.

[Jewbacca]

LOL. You didn’t even change her face.

[ArrogantBustard]

I think that's probably about half "poofy blouse" and half "rack" ...

Still ... I think I've put the nuclear smackdown on all this Michelle 0bama worship.

[jonrick46]

LOL! I had to cover the keyboard! As I have been looking at the posts on this thread, I have had to keep my dog's head down on my lap. I don't want to provoke his flight-flee-pee response.

[Jewbacca]

"obviously the judges were a pannel of homosexuals."

No way. Queers would take a look at those teeth and cower in fear.

[mass55th]

"Notice the couple behind them? They appear to be giggling."

They're probably laughing at the pants she had on. I can only describe them as bell-bottom clam diggers. Definitely not what one would wear for an evening of entertainment at the White House.

[Jewbacca]

Klingon? What's wrong with Klingons, you damn honkey?!

[villagerjoel]

What is she wearing, and why is she doing that? Strange.

[mass55th]

"Kudos to her plastic surgeon. He had a lot of work ahead of him."

She's definitely had lip reduction surgery, specifically on her bottom lip.

[a fool in paradise]

Ok, I see where you are coming from. Yes, it is unfair to hold elderly women to the same beauty standards of youth.

So in the name of an equal and fair competition, I'll give you:

And also the Reagans:

[trisham]

Unfair. Nancy got better looking as she got older.

[SeaHawkFan]

Looks like Mihelle has had her skin treated to make it less “black”.

[ArrogantBustard]

ROFL!!!!

[ArrogantBustard]

Speaking of nuclear smackdowns, the President that put the literal nuclear smackdown on Japan was married to this:

She looks like my granny.

[ichabod1]

She makes Hillary look good. Nuff said.

[ichabod1]

um...nope. I’ve seen uglier people, but I don’t think she is sexy. Then again I am a female.

That sums it up pretty well. And she scares the bejeezus out of white people.

I said on another thread, and I'll say it again, if it weren't for the "emporer has no clothes" element, and the media's determination to make this woman into something she is not, we would say "bless her heart" and leave the poor woman alone - at least on her looks. We'd still be after her for her politics.

In her defense, she looks like she really hates this dress-up and be photographed game. In fact, she's refusing to play, in her own way. Probably makes her feel patronized, used, not able to be herself.

[ArrogantBustard]

[vpintheak]

What a crock of shiite!

[ichabod1]

What HAPPENED to her?

[ichabod1]

I don’t know, it looked like some nice curves in there. Course she looks about 14... but apparently she was about 17. That’s about right, I guess.