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*** First Official President B. Hussein HAIKU Thread ***
May 9, 2009
Posted on 05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT by Lizavetta
I'll start it off....
Hopie changie dork
Married to Aunt Esther clone
With boob belt and arms.
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: chat; commie; fraud; haiku; kenyan; obama; poser
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear; r-q-tek86; b4its2late; BunnySlippers; maggief; silverleaf; passionfruit; ...
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posted on
05/09/2009 10:16:54 AM PDT
by
Lizavetta
(Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
Community thug
Is living in the White House
We’re socialist now
22
posted on
05/09/2009 10:17:26 AM PDT
by
Canedawg
(Say it loud. I'm white and I'm PROUD.)
To: Lizavetta
Saul Alinsky spoke Barack Obama listened
We are now so screwed
23
posted on
05/09/2009 10:17:42 AM PDT
by
SnarlinCubBear
(Sarcasma - Comforting relief from the use of irony, mocking and conveying contempt)
To: Lizavetta
Citizen or not ?
The press will not report it
They are your butt boy
To: Canedawg
Shepherd is shyster
Lambs being born in the acorn
Sheep are baa bowing
25
posted on
05/09/2009 10:18:38 AM PDT
by
yazdankurd
(fortis fortuna adiuvat)
To: Lizavetta
I ain’t a poet, and I know it. Here’s a try.
Halfbreed prez incites
Money lenders pockets full
Liberty plane fogs
26
posted on
05/09/2009 10:19:38 AM PDT
by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State business, Red State heart........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
To: poindexter
Don't be a dummy!
Be a smarty!
Come and join the communist party!
[apologies to Mel Brooks]
27
posted on
05/09/2009 10:19:45 AM PDT
by
Blado
(''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
To: Blado
28
posted on
05/09/2009 10:22:06 AM PDT
by
yazdankurd
(fortis fortuna adiuvat)
To: Lizavetta
3,2,1,0
The nation’s wealth melts away
While Keith and Chris grin
To: Lizavetta; SortaBichy
Kenya is his home
Yet he treats us like we're Rome
Fiddle-fiddle burn.
30
posted on
05/09/2009 10:32:02 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Impeach now!)
To: Charles Henrickson; Lizavetta; martin_fierro
Barack Obama-
Certificate of Live Birth?
Fuggedaboudit!
31
posted on
05/09/2009 10:33:48 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(The haiku say?)
To: Lizavetta
Narcisist is he,
The one they call Messiah.
Deliver me not.
To: Lizavetta; SortaBichy
With boob belt
Many moons ago, in Junior High ("Middle Skoo" wouldn't be invented for another thirty five years....) we had a spinster history teacher who always wore won of those.
She was known throughout the institution as "Belt T*ts"
33
posted on
05/09/2009 10:35:53 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Impeach now!)
To: Lizavetta
American interests
Under seige by two-bit despots
Gutless wonder 'Bama
34
posted on
05/09/2009 10:37:42 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspell.)
To: Lizavetta
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
NO more calls, please.
We have a WINNER!
(...er, "weiner"?)
Cheers!
35
posted on
05/09/2009 10:40:35 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Lizavetta
Teleprompter star.
His spoken word is written,
Lest he play a fool.
To: ErnBatavia
"Tingle up his leg"
Matthews sold us on the One
We would rather have Palin.
Umm...er..um..umm...hope
err...um...and...umm...errr..uh..."Change"
Teleprompter speaks.
37
posted on
05/09/2009 10:47:40 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Lizavetta
Oval Office bores,
Michelle out of town today,
Larry Sinclair calls!
38
posted on
05/09/2009 10:47:52 AM PDT
by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State business, Red State heart........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
To: Lizavetta
ACORN voter fraud
Illegal campaign money
Won his election
To: Lizavetta
hero to the press
a reader not a leader
pray he’s gone in 4
40
posted on
05/09/2009 10:58:13 AM PDT
by
edzo4
(NoBama 2012)
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