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*** First Official President B. Hussein HAIKU Thread ***
May 9, 2009

Posted on 05/09/2009 9:52:45 AM PDT by Lizavetta

I'll start it off....

Hopie changie dork
Married to Aunt Esther clone
With boob belt and arms.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: chat; commie; fraud; haiku; kenyan; obama; poser
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21 posted on 05/09/2009 10:16:54 AM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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Community thug
Is living in the White House
We’re socialist now


22 posted on 05/09/2009 10:17:26 AM PDT by Canedawg (Say it loud. I'm white and I'm PROUD.)
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To: Lizavetta
Saul Alinsky spoke

Barack Obama listened

We are now so screwed


23 posted on 05/09/2009 10:17:42 AM PDT by SnarlinCubBear (Sarcasma - Comforting relief from the use of irony, mocking and conveying contempt)
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To: Lizavetta
Citizen or not ?
The press will not report it
They are your butt boy
24 posted on 05/09/2009 10:17:45 AM PDT by TheCipher
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To: Canedawg

Shepherd is shyster

Lambs being born in the acorn

Sheep are baa bowing


25 posted on 05/09/2009 10:18:38 AM PDT by yazdankurd (fortis fortuna adiuvat)
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To: Lizavetta

I ain’t a poet, and I know it. Here’s a try.

Halfbreed prez incites
Money lenders pockets full
Liberty plane fogs


26 posted on 05/09/2009 10:19:38 AM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
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To: poindexter
Don't be a dummy!
Be a smarty!
Come and join the communist party!

[apologies to Mel Brooks]

27 posted on 05/09/2009 10:19:45 AM PDT by Blado (''crush the bourgeoisie...grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation'' - V.I. Lenin)
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To: Blado

Blado, it’s 5 7 5


28 posted on 05/09/2009 10:22:06 AM PDT by yazdankurd (fortis fortuna adiuvat)
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To: Lizavetta

3,2,1,0
The nation’s wealth melts away
While Keith and Chris grin


29 posted on 05/09/2009 10:25:45 AM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: Lizavetta; SortaBichy
Kenya is his home
Yet he treats us like we're Rome
Fiddle-fiddle burn.

30 posted on 05/09/2009 10:32:02 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Lizavetta; martin_fierro

Barack Obama-
Certificate of Live Birth?
Fuggedaboudit!


31 posted on 05/09/2009 10:33:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (The haiku say?)
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To: Lizavetta

Narcisist is he,
The one they call Messiah.
Deliver me not.


32 posted on 05/09/2009 10:34:21 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: Lizavetta; SortaBichy
With boob belt

Many moons ago, in Junior High ("Middle Skoo" wouldn't be invented for another thirty five years....) we had a spinster history teacher who always wore won of those.

She was known throughout the institution as "Belt T*ts"

33 posted on 05/09/2009 10:35:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Impeach now!)
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To: Lizavetta
American interests
Under seige by two-bit despots
Gutless wonder 'Bama
34 posted on 05/09/2009 10:37:42 AM PDT by theDentist (qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspell.)
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To: Lizavetta
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a WINNER!

(...er, "weiner"?)

Cheers!

35 posted on 05/09/2009 10:40:35 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lizavetta

Teleprompter star.
His spoken word is written,
Lest he play a fool.


36 posted on 05/09/2009 10:43:11 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: ErnBatavia
"Tingle up his leg"
Matthews sold us on the One
We would rather have Palin.

Umm...er..um..umm...hope
err...um...and...umm...errr..uh..."Change"
Teleprompter speaks.

37 posted on 05/09/2009 10:47:40 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lizavetta

Oval Office bores,
Michelle out of town today,
Larry Sinclair calls!


38 posted on 05/09/2009 10:47:52 AM PDT by BlueStateBlues (Blue State business, Red State heart........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
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To: Lizavetta

ACORN voter fraud
Illegal campaign money
Won his election


39 posted on 05/09/2009 10:50:19 AM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: Lizavetta

hero to the press
a reader not a leader
pray he’s gone in 4


40 posted on 05/09/2009 10:58:13 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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