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To: Free ThinkerNY
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What’s the chimp’s side of the story?
3 posted on
05/06/2009 2:54:03 PM PDT by
abigailsmybaby
(To understan' the livin' you got to commune wit' da dead.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
4 posted on
05/06/2009 2:54:10 PM PDT by
Williams
(It's The Policies, Stupid.)
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5 posted on
05/06/2009 2:54:25 PM PDT by
Artemis Webb
(Increasingly mulling Newt.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Oh, the jokes that are going to come from this one. I regret her wrist was broken, but she probably expected stuff like that along the way as a zookeeper. But attempted rape by a chimp? Bonzo would be ashamed.
To: Free ThinkerNY
oookk! oookk! (call me...)
8 posted on
05/06/2009 2:55:16 PM PDT by
steveo
To: Free ThinkerNY
Lesson, never play with a chimp’s banana.....
9 posted on
05/06/2009 2:55:18 PM PDT by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Free ThinkerNY
I can sympathize with the chimp's motivation ... but perhaps flowers and chocolates would have been a more effective approach.
10 posted on
05/06/2009 2:55:26 PM PDT by
r9etb
To: Free ThinkerNY
Valentina is now suffering from depression
“He hasn’t written or called, he hasn’t sent flowers...”
11 posted on
05/06/2009 2:56:06 PM PDT by
silverleaf
("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal ( Martin Luther King))
To: Free ThinkerNY
I have seen a primate get “excited” when he spotted a female on our bus going thru a safari-type zoo in Majorca.
13 posted on
05/06/2009 2:56:54 PM PDT by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Once chimps reach puberty they can be very dangerous. People too often see them as being almost human, and forget that they are large, extremely strong animals.
17 posted on
05/06/2009 2:59:34 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Not trying to be joking, I wonder if it was the female zookeepers’ time of the month. Animals pick up on pheromones and menses and stuff like that.
19 posted on
05/06/2009 3:00:11 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Wasn’t that the premise of “King Kong?” Ape sees girl, ape falls in love, ape drags girl off to Empire State building.
23 posted on
05/06/2009 3:00:51 PM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(Saiga 12 shotgun - When the Zombies see it, they'll sh*t bricks.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ummmm it's a CHIMP! Animals doing what animals do..he smells a good looking female and acts. Hope this woman is ok. NOt to make light of a serious attack...But..... They should interview the rest of the ZOO animals and try and press charges!! I'm sure some of these guys will testify... LOL
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Ape talk for, “me luv you long time”.
25 posted on
05/06/2009 3:01:49 PM PDT by
Gator113
(Weak-coward-racist-white hating-lying-traitor= Surrender Monkey in Chief-B. Hussein Obama...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Monkey See
Monkey WANNA Do
PING.
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27 posted on
05/06/2009 3:06:56 PM PDT by
matt1234
To: Free ThinkerNY
Sounds like the monkey wanted to give *her* a banana.
He loved her a whole "bunch".
Glad she's OK.
28 posted on
05/06/2009 3:08:22 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
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To: Free ThinkerNY
It would appear the reporter is a bit confused about who tried to give the banana to whom.
29 posted on
05/06/2009 3:09:07 PM PDT by
Thane_Banquo
(The GOP: The Big Tent with a Fifth Column.)
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31 posted on
05/06/2009 3:12:43 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
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