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Chimp in zoo sex attack
thesun.co.uk ^
| May 6, 2009
| HARRY HAYDON
Posted on 05/06/2009 2:52:16 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
COPS are investigating a chimp after it tried to RAPE a female zoo keeper.
Terrified Valentina Kirilova had to fight off the sex-crazed primate when he grabbed her as she gave him a banana at Rostov Zoo in Russia.
Horrified
Valentina said of the attack: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”
The lusty ape, called Otello, broke the horrified keeper’s wrist as he pulled her into his cage and began to attack her.
“When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me,” said Valentina.
She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running, who pulled the furious chimp off her.
Doctors treated Valentina for shock.
Now police are to quiz zoo staff about how the attack happened.
One keeper said: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; chimps; lancelotlink; monkeydo; rape
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To: nevergore
Can you imagine if it was a cucumber?
My word....
To: r9etb
Not Guilty!! said the chimp.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:00:34 PM PDT
by
Electric Graffiti
(Yonder stands your orphan with his gun)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Wasn’t that the premise of “King Kong?” Ape sees girl, ape falls in love, ape drags girl off to Empire State building.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:00:51 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Saiga 12 shotgun - When the Zombies see it, they'll sh*t bricks.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ummmm it's a CHIMP! Animals doing what animals do..he smells a good looking female and acts. Hope this woman is ok. NOt to make light of a serious attack...But..... They should interview the rest of the ZOO animals and try and press charges!! I'm sure some of these guys will testify... LOL
)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ape talk for, “me luv you long time”.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:01:49 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(Weak-coward-racist-white hating-lying-traitor= Surrender Monkey in Chief-B. Hussein Obama...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Monkey See
Monkey WANNA Do
PING.
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:06:56 PM PDT
by
matt1234
To: Free ThinkerNY
Sounds like the monkey wanted to give *her* a banana.
He loved her a whole "bunch".
Glad she's OK.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:08:22 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
It would appear the reporter is a bit confused about who tried to give the banana to whom.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:09:07 PM PDT
by
Thane_Banquo
(The GOP: The Big Tent with a Fifth Column.)
To: matt1234
Just gavev me an idea for a thread and how to get back, or more accurately, even out, what Chris Matthews did with the gotcha science question he unloaded yesterday and gloated about today. I’ll write it right now and post it soon. A few minutes.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:11:54 PM PDT
by
BlueStateBlues
(Blue State business, Red State heart.........Palin 2012, can't come soon enough.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:12:43 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The chimp sounds like a real beast. He probably should be neutered or at least kept away from humans.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:13:43 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’ve seen male Bottlenose Dolphins appear to be excited by a human female diver. It’s probably a scent based reaction.
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:16:13 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: ZX12R
OK, your post brought me to tears I was laughing so hard...: )
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:22:40 PM PDT
by
Fedupwithit
(This is it? This has where "progress" has taken us?)
To: jakerobins
” NOt to make light of a serious attack...But..... They should interview the rest of the ZOO animals and try and press charges!! I’m sure some of these guys will testify... LOL”
The Chimp’s protected under the Local Law Enforcement Protection Act HR 1913. /sarcasm
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:30:55 PM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"You blew a seal"
"Naw, that's just a little ice cream."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpuuAa7gdE
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:30:55 PM PDT
by
Obamageddon
("All this will end with show trials and piano wire!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Fedupwithit
OK, your post brought me to tears I was laughing so hard...: )
Sometimes that's just why we're here. :)
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:33:45 PM PDT
by
ZX12R
To: Free ThinkerNY
With male (and some female) dogs, “humping” is about exerting alpha status not sex. I wonder if what happened with the chimp was similar.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Bad things happen to a young monkie when all he dreams of at night is:
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posted on
05/06/2009 3:37:08 PM PDT
by
IrishPennant
(Obama: Succeeding Where Bin Laden Failed)
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