Caption Obama golfing

[Lucky9teen]

President Barack Obama, left, arrives to golf, Sunday, April 26, 2009, at Andrews Air Foce Base, Md. Standing from left to right is Obama, Air Force Col. Steven Shepro, Andrews Air Fore Base Commander and 316th Wing Commander, Air Force Chief Master Sgt. James Davis, 316th Wing Command Chief and Mike Thomas, general manger of the base golf courses.

[Lucky9teen]

U.S. President Barack Obama greets professional golfer Tiger Woods (R) in the Oval Office April 20, 2009. The 14-time major winner visited the White House following a press conference for the AT&T National, the PGA Tour event Woods hosts at Congressional Country Club June 29-July 5. Picture taken April 20, 2009.

[Lucky9teen]

Hey, Tiger, can you sign my golf ball?

[combat_boots]

I did not realize he has chicken legs.

[Reagan69]

He really does look goofy.

[TommyDale]

He probably lies about his golf scores, too.

[Dr. Ursus]

You left out arms and chest.I guess you can’t photoshop
real life,yet.

[Deb]

When GW was asked why he hadn’t been playing golf, he said he’d decided he wouldn’t be doing things like play golf while our military was sacrificing so much. He was hugely mocked by Olberman, Matthews, Stewart and the geek on “Red Eye” for equating the horrors of war with golf.

[knarf]

Robin Williams describes how the game developed ... very crude language, but funnier n' $h!t

[savedbygrace]

PURPLE SHIRT DUDE THOUGHT BALLOON: I shoulda said,
no Mr. President, a 15 footer is NOT a gimme.

[teacherwoes]

"I knew I forgot my clubs."

[ErnBatavia]

PURPLE SHIRT DUDE THOUGHT BALLOON: How the hell did I draw this dork as my caddy....it’s obvious he won’t be able to hump the club bag.

[frithguild]

President Barak Obama today vowed to bring greater attention to the plight of the golfing poor. He said that he hopes for change in the way the game is played.

In harmony sympathy with his policies of taxing the rich and the increase in federal spending, the golfer's warning cry for an errant shot will no longer be "FORE" - it will be "FIVE!"

[Yankee]

Um,,,ahh...that's right...I'm...uh...y'know...um...golfing during this...y'know...um...uh...flu crisis, because the media ...um...ah...um...love me and will not feign...y'know...outrage...um...ah..y'know like they do with Republicans.

It's...um...uh ...y'know good to be...y'know...King. Yo.

[Sig Sauer P220]

Yea, he works out every day. I can tell. I bet he can lift 50 lbs. clear over his head.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"Mammy!"

[llevrok]

See Barry Walk.
Walk, Berry, walk.
Walk! Walk! Walk!

[TexasNative2000]

Obama: "Shouldn't this thing have a seat belt? Where's my helmet?"

[Sig Sauer P220]

Is that the telemprompter (upper left of the picture) hanging down from the cart's roof?

[Lady Jag]

I didn't know Lexus made golf clubs

New Feature From Lexus.....

Tiger Woods was on his way to Augusta National Golf Course in Georgia to play golf. He took the opportunity to drive his new Lexus through the hills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. While in Tennessee, he stopped to get gas at a little podunk service station in the middle of nowhere. There was an attendant with buck teeth and bib-overalls sitting on the bench outside of the station. The attendant knew absolutely nothing of golf and certainly didn't know who Tiger Woods was.

While Tiger was pumping the gas, a couple of golf tees fell from his pocket onto the ground.

Uhhh, say there, fella. You dropped somethin'," noticed the attendant.

"Oh, yea, thanks. Those are my tees," replied Tiger.

"Your what?" came the response.

"TEES, " said Tiger.

"Well, what-er them fo'? "

"They're tees -- you know . . . They hold up my balls when I'm driving."

"Well, ga-a-a-awwww-lee-e-e-e," remarked the attendant,

"Them Lexus folks think of everything, don't they?"


 

[Lizavetta]

post 9

Let's see....how about a teleprompter on the golf cart windshield with golfspeak on it or something?