Hey, Tiger, can you sign my golf ball?
New Feature From Lexus.....
Tiger Woods was on his way to Augusta National Golf Course in Georgia to play golf. He took the opportunity to drive his new Lexus through the hills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. While in Tennessee, he stopped to get gas at a little podunk service station in the middle of nowhere. There was an attendant with buck teeth and bib-overalls sitting on the bench outside of the station. The attendant knew absolutely nothing of golf and certainly didn't know who Tiger Woods was.
While Tiger was pumping the gas, a couple of golf tees fell from his pocket onto the ground.
Uhhh, say there, fella. You dropped somethin'," noticed the attendant.
"Oh, yea, thanks. Those are my tees," replied Tiger.
"Your what?" came the response.
"TEES, " said Tiger.
"Well, what-er them fo'? "
"They're tees -- you know . . . They hold up my balls when I'm driving."
"Well, ga-a-a-awwww-lee-e-e-e," remarked the attendant,
"Them Lexus folks think of everything, don't they?"
Good grief...he stands like MO (bowlegged). Maybe we should have an Obama Fashion ping list to critique his little golfing outfits.
TW: "So, you have to remember to extend your right arm in the downswing, Mr. President."
BHO: "Anything to the Right is kinda tough for me, Tiger..."
Guy in background far right walking away - "Obama?! Somebody said Erkel was teeing off."