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Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn't work!
1 posted on 04/25/2009 4:16:38 PM PDT by Candor7
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To: Candor7

I once drove up toi a red light just in time to see a 3 car pile up.

The last care hit the first two- and everyone inside was buck naked (4 people)

Friends don’t let friends drive while wanking


2 posted on 04/25/2009 4:18:29 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: Fred Nerks; forkinsocket

Darwin award candidate.


3 posted on 04/25/2009 4:18:55 PM PDT by Candor7 (The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
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To: Candor7

The least they could do is pull over to the side of the road like I .......er never mind


5 posted on 04/25/2009 4:20:52 PM PDT by Kimmers (Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
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To: Candor7

Gee, I hope they were practicing safe sex.


7 posted on 04/25/2009 4:21:10 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Candor7

Sounds like he was having a pretty good night, right up to the point where he got arrested.


8 posted on 04/25/2009 4:22:20 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: Candor7

It’s a good thing he wasn’t trying to read a map while driving.


9 posted on 04/25/2009 4:23:07 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
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To: Candor7
the driver had a blood-alcohol count three times the legal limit

either the legal limit in israel is really low, or this guy is an android.

11 posted on 04/25/2009 4:23:58 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway,

Now that's what I call multi-tasking.

13 posted on 04/25/2009 4:28:04 PM PDT by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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To: Candor7

Multitasking? ;-)


15 posted on 04/25/2009 4:32:38 PM PDT by doc1019 (Obama, the king of Kowtow)
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Police stopped the car after observing the driver veering from lane to lane erratically

That would be expected when you have your Petah Tikvah'd while driving...

16 posted on 04/25/2009 4:34:16 PM PDT by mikrofon (Hava Noogie-la)
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Amateur!

A seasoned vet knows how to keep the car in his lane while receiving services.

We once got three blasts from an 18 wheeler which slowed down to let us pass after passing us on the right.

17 posted on 04/25/2009 4:36:08 PM PDT by nufsed (Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
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To: Candor7

“Here, hold my Manischewitz, and watch this”


18 posted on 04/25/2009 4:37:40 PM PDT by garyhope (It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
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To: Candor7

I hope he didn’t pop a clutch.


20 posted on 04/25/2009 4:43:31 PM PDT by foobarred (Disclaimer: I have a right to be stupid and wrong. Please don't legislate that right from me.)
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After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

BtD's Tip Of The Day - when pulled over by a policeman it is considered polite to temporarily cease passionate coital activity at least long enough to offer the Officer one's license, registration, and proof of insurance. I'm only speaking from theory here, never having been caught having sex in a car. In Israel.

21 posted on 04/25/2009 4:49:18 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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They called it Petah Tikvah (”Gateway of Hope”) after the divine promise uttered by the prophet Hosea (2:17):

“And I will give her... the valley of Achor for a gateway of hope.”

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:1VK94eFyUUwJ:www.jafi.org.il/education/100/PLACES/pt.html+Petah+Tikvah&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a


26 posted on 04/25/2009 4:56:42 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Candor7

Been there.

Done that.


28 posted on 04/25/2009 4:57:27 PM PDT by Hang'emAll
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To: Candor7; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; sit-rep
The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

I always use supplemental restraint.

31 posted on 04/25/2009 5:01:16 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Candor7

At least he wasn’t talking on his cell phone.


33 posted on 04/25/2009 5:02:53 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: Candor7

Been there...done that...driving home from Ole Miss in my girlfriend’s BMW. Now she’s married to a famous chef. Won’t mention any names, though.

TAW


35 posted on 04/25/2009 5:06:50 PM PDT by Malichi (!)
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To: Candor7

Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn’t work!
Highway head is safer. : )


39 posted on 04/25/2009 5:28:06 PM PDT by katiekins1 (I Bow to No One)
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