Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn't work!
1 posted on
04/25/2009 4:16:38 PM PDT by
Candor7
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To: Candor7
I once drove up toi a red light just in time to see a 3 car pile up.
The last care hit the first two- and everyone inside was buck naked (4 people)
Friends don’t let friends drive while wanking
2 posted on
04/25/2009 4:18:29 PM PDT by
Mr. K
(physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
To: Fred Nerks; forkinsocket
3 posted on
04/25/2009 4:18:55 PM PDT by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
The least they could do is pull over to the side of the road like I .......er never mind
5 posted on
04/25/2009 4:20:52 PM PDT by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: Candor7
Gee, I hope they were practicing safe sex.
7 posted on
04/25/2009 4:21:10 PM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
To: Candor7
Sounds like he was having a pretty good night, right up to the point where he got arrested.
8 posted on
04/25/2009 4:22:20 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: Candor7
It’s a good thing he wasn’t trying to read a map while driving.
9 posted on
04/25/2009 4:23:07 PM PDT by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
To: Candor7
the driver had a blood-alcohol count three times the legal limit either the legal limit in israel is really low, or this guy is an android.
To: Candor7
Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway, Now that's what I call multi-tasking.
13 posted on
04/25/2009 4:28:04 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: Candor7
15 posted on
04/25/2009 4:32:38 PM PDT by
doc1019
(Obama, the king of Kowtow)
To: Candor7
Police stopped the car after observing the driver veering from lane to lane erratically That would be expected when you have your Petah Tikvah'd while driving...
16 posted on
04/25/2009 4:34:16 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Hava Noogie-la)
To: Candor7
Amateur!
A seasoned vet knows how to keep the car in his lane while receiving services.
We once got three blasts from an 18 wheeler which slowed down to let us pass after passing us on the right.
17 posted on
04/25/2009 4:36:08 PM PDT by
nufsed
(Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
To: Candor7
“Here, hold my Manischewitz, and watch this”
18 posted on
04/25/2009 4:37:40 PM PDT by
garyhope
(It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
To: Candor7
I hope he didn’t pop a clutch.
20 posted on
04/25/2009 4:43:31 PM PDT by
foobarred
(Disclaimer: I have a right to be stupid and wrong. Please don't legislate that right from me.)
To: Candor7
After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road. BtD's Tip Of The Day - when pulled over by a policeman it is considered polite to temporarily cease passionate coital activity at least long enough to offer the Officer one's license, registration, and proof of insurance. I'm only speaking from theory here, never having been caught having sex in a car. In Israel.
To: Candor7
26 posted on
04/25/2009 4:56:42 PM PDT by
Raycpa
To: Candor7
To: Candor7; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; sit-rep
The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road. I always use supplemental restraint.
To: Candor7
At least he wasn’t talking on his cell phone.
33 posted on
04/25/2009 5:02:53 PM PDT by
Rocky
(OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
To: Candor7
Been there...done that...driving home from Ole Miss in my girlfriend’s BMW. Now she’s married to a famous chef. Won’t mention any names, though.
TAW
35 posted on
04/25/2009 5:06:50 PM PDT by
Malichi
(!)
To: Candor7
Tried to blame the girlfriend. Ha!Didn’t work!
Highway head is safer. : )
39 posted on
04/25/2009 5:28:06 PM PDT by
katiekins1
(I Bow to No One)
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