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To: Candor7

I once drove up toi a red light just in time to see a 3 car pile up.

The last care hit the first two- and everyone inside was buck naked (4 people)

Friends don’t let friends drive while wanking


2 posted on 04/25/2009 4:18:29 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unable to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: Mr. K
Well we need to make cars safer for liberals, you know smaller, fewer emissions inside and outside the car, more thorough body restraints linked to the ability to run the car etc.( sarc.) LOL.

Suugested car Voice message: "Pull over to get intimate.This unit will shut down in 30 seconds."

10 posted on 04/25/2009 4:23:11 PM PDT by Candor7 (The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
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To: Mr. K
I guess I'll tell my story until the thread is deleted.

A lady I had the pleasure of dating for about 4 years could easilly achieve certain heights mano a mano while riding in the passenger seat. She would wear certain items of clothing or take off a particular item to facilitate the experience.

She had one idiocencratic behavior. She would reach the apex only by being enitrely without benefit of clothing.

A truck drivers fantasy. One night on State St., in Santa Barbara, she actually had both feet through the sun roof. I gave her a 10 on that one.

19 posted on 04/25/2009 4:41:26 PM PDT by nufsed (Release the birth certificate, school and passport records.)
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